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Zach Galifianakis is Engaged! Who’s Throwing the Bachelor Party?

Zach and Quinn

Cue the Mike Tyson and drug dealing monkey jokes–Zach Galifianakis is getting married to a pretty gal named Quinn Lundberg.  She must have a high embarrassment threshold, is all I can say.  Some of what comes out of Zach’s mouth makes me cringe (I’ve seen his stand-up when he opened for Janeane Garafalo) — but in a good way, I suppose.

via People.com

Is a real-life, post-bachelor party “Hangover” in store for Zach Galifianakis? Celebuzz reports that the 42-year-old jokester popped the question to his girlfriend, Quinn Lundberg, and that a wedding is already in the works! The website claims to have seen a wedding invitation for the couple, and it’s apparently as guffaw-inducing as any

of Zach’s movies. “While it has the formal and standard details of who, what, when, where – including Zach’s full name Zachary Knight Galifianakis and his fiancée’s, Mary Quinn Lundberg – it is also very funny,” a source tells Celebuzz. “Zach included a drawing of himself and his bride-to-be. He made sure he looked like a little troll, while Quinn is a stunning tall blond princess.” The 29-year-old alleged bride-to-be runs a charity called Growing Voices. The couple’s wedding is reportedly set for Aug. 11.

My favorite Zach bit…


Creepy-Beautiful Photos of Rooney Mara and Daniel Craig for Empire Magazine – ‘Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’

EMPIRE Magazine, November 2011

Photos via: SlashFilms.com/EMPIRE

Yep. These are completely gratuitous sexy-dark pictures for a certain sector of my readers–and you all know who you are. For some reason (heh), we like seeing Daniel Craig strapped to a chair, all bad ass, yet a little vulnerable–but mostly bad ass and laughing and taunting his abuser in The Chair/Torture Scene from “Casino RoyaleRemember that? Yeah. I thought so.

Well, hello there, Mr. Craig...

ANYhot.  Empire Magazine‘s November Issue  has some really scary-gorgeous photos of Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara.  Take a gander!

Rooney Mara as Lisbeth

I’m seriously looking forward to seeing The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, as I’ve mentioned a million times.

Daniel and Rooney...Sharing a Smoke

My husband is engrossed in reading the books, and is just as anxious to see David Fincher’s take on the Swedish book written by the late Stieg Larsson.  Clearly though, I can’t be bothered with reading…although I did  manage to get through the (disappointing) Swedish version of the film–subtitles and all.

LOVE. THESE. PHOTOS. ~ Signed, The Pretentious Illiterate

(What would I have done without the brilliance of Zach Galifianakis–because I will beat this dead horse forever.)