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The New Pope Better Not Steal David Bowie’s Thunder On Tuesday When ‘The Next Day’ Drops In the U.S.


I tell ya what.  I want March 12, 2013 to be All Bowie All Bloody Day in celebration of the long-awaited release of The Next Day.  


“Ashes to ash and funk to funky…”


I’m not interested in a bunch of old dudes in red hats and cloaks scurrying around all giggly like a bunch of 7th grade goons who have a big, fat secret that will relish lording over our heads.


Bowie’s Numbuh ONE, Bruv.


It’s Bowie Day. It’s Bowie Week. It’s Bowie Year… and it’s my time to scurry around in giggle like a 7th grader, so just MOOOOOOVE OVERRRRR.

Yep, I think the only way I’d have any interest if we were suddenly given yet another gift:

Ah yes. The Shroud of Bowie…
“May I ask, where might my Pope Hat be? I’m dressed but I do need my red Prada slippers?”


Let’s just GO with Papa Bowie.