I tell ya what. I want March 12, 2013 to be All Bowie All Bloody Day in celebration of the long-awaited release of The Next Day.
I’m not interested in a bunch of old dudes in red hats and cloaks scurrying around all giggly like a bunch of 7th grade goons who have a big, fat secret that will relish lording over our heads.
It’s Bowie Day. It’s Bowie Week. It’s Bowie Year… and it’s my time to scurry around in giggle like a 7th grader, so just MOOOOOOVE OVERRRRR.
Yep, I think the only way I’d have any interest if we were suddenly given yet another gift:
Let’s just GO with Papa Bowie.