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Let’s Chat About Kate’s ‘Official Portrait’, Shall We?

How bloody EMBARRASSING.

 

I’m THISCLOSE to starting a new blog called PoorKate.com.  Seriously.  This painting had to be chosen by the Queen and her Horse-in-Law, Camilla.  I can see these two biddies elbowing each other and snickering behind Poor Kate’s back.  Or right in FRONT of her back.  Wrinkles, bags and jowls.  Oh my.

As IF Kate doesn’t feel crappy enough with her difficult and barfy pregnancy, she has to presented with an Official Portrait of her poor self looking like she’s never seen the light of day, but has aged 25 years since her wedding day, all while still wearing that blue dress.

I’m tempted to Photoshop this horrible thing on Poor Kate’s behalf.  What do YOU guys think?  Is it just me??