So, that up there? It looks like a leather diaper with a D-ring closure, right? And the “shirt” that almost shows her “ninny“? (That’s baby-talk for nipple in this house, FYI.) Let’s just say I’m puzzled by this particular look.
Here’s my deal, I don’t hate Miley’s hair at all. In fact, if it weren’t so P!nk-ish, I’d actually love this look on her. (I know. I can’t believe I just said that either. I think I’m delirious, so let me be the first to announce my condition.)
To prove even further that I’ve lost my mind (for good), I think Miley looked pretty tremendous last night at theVMAs in her sheer, black Pucci gown and Christian Louboutin $995 Lady Indiana pumps. (First my Team KStew post yesterday, now this? Clearly, it’s election season since I’ve perfected the art of Romney-ing flip-flopping!)
Have you noticed how the yoga classes have helped Miley with her gawd-awful posture? It’s Angelina Jolie ram-rod straight now!
The 2012 MTV Video Music Awards came and went faster than one of Tom Cruise‘s reject girlfriends. It was bumped up an hour so it wouldn’t coincide withPresident Obama‘s speech at the DNC, but whether it was only two hours long or four, it still sucked. This was probably the most tame red carpet, but everyone mostly looked good. Mostly.
Taylor Swift showed up Kennedy-less, but looking like a 37-year old divorcee in this white pantsuit
Amber Rose confirmed her pregnancy a` la Beyonce in this lacy dress. Fiance Wiz Khalifa looks so proud. Congrats guys!
Team USA’s “Fierce Five” made their VMA red carpet debut. They all looked pretty fierce, don’t you agree?
Rita Ora wore this sparkly jumpsuit
Not to be outdone, Nicki Minaj wore this Tron-esquecatsuit. She also sported a MTN DEW colored wig.
One of the few performers of the night, Pink worked a high slit.
Alicia Keys went for gold with this grecian gown.
I really liked Kat Graham‘s wine colored suit and the matching lip color.
Ke$ha cleaned up, but still somehow looked like she just rolled out of bed.
Rihanna has rocked many hairstyles over the past year but I think this is her best. Very Halle Berry.
Her friend Katy Perry went a bit more natural with her look, foregoing the colorful wigs and dye. Her dress was pretty nice too.
RuPaul, being his fabulous self.
Tyga showed up looking like a skinny Kool-Aid Man
I’m still not sold on Miley Cyrus‘s new hair, but this dress looks gorgeous on her, right?
Video of the Year WINNER: Rihanna, “We Found Love“
Best New Artist WINNER: One Direction, “What Makes You Beautiful“
Best Pop Video WINNER: One Direction, “What Makes You Beautiful“
Best Female Video WINNER: Nicki Minaj, “Starships”
Best Male Video WINNER: Chris Brown, “Turn Up the Music“
Best Hip-Hop Video WINNER: Drake feat. Lil Wayne, “HYFR“
Best Video With a Message WINNER: Demi Lovato, “Skyscraper“
Best Electronic Dance Music Video WINNER: Calvin Harris, “Feel So Close“
Best Rock Video WINNER: Coldplay, “Paradise“
Best Art Direction WINNER: Katy Perry, “Wide Awake“
Best Choreography WINNER: Chris Brown, “Turn Up the Music”
Best Cinematography WINNER: M.I.A., “Bad Girls“
Best Direction WINNER: M.I.A., “Bad Girls“
Best Editing WINNER: Beyoncé, “Countdown“
Best Visual Effects WINNER: Skrillex, “First of the Year (Equinox)“
Singer Janelle Monae is joining Pink as a new spokeswoman for CoverGirl. The 26-year old songstress tweeted her excitement over her new gig saying, “I’m strong. I’m beautiful. I AM A COVERGIRL!!!!“
Monae might have been meant to be a CoverGirl, telling Vogue that she grew up loving the ads that models like Tyra Banks starred in.
“I’d go buy magazines. I’d see Tyra Banks [in the CoverGirl ads] and I’d think, Wow, she’s beautiful. It never looked like she had on too much makeup. There was just something clean and classic about her face.” She added, “Becoming a CoverGirl is truly an honor and a gift. It opens up a new platform for me to inspire women to feel stronger, braver and more beautiful inside and out.”
I look forward to seeing Janelle and Pink’s ads in magazines…wonder if they’re going to be adding anyone else to the CG lineup.