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American Idol plans to rape, murder the Rolling Stones tonight. Let us pray.

Naughty Boys.

Jaaaayzus wept. The American Idol dorks (Big Mike and Dreadlock Crystal excluded) have big plans to massacre the music of The Rolling Stones tonight.  For those of you unfortunates, who have never seen Mick and the boys in concert, I give you Gimme Shelter.  And yes. I meant that to sound snooty.  **SNORT**

God help us all. Like, for reals.