Yeah. I know. Celebrities and their ridiculous baby names. Get a load of Owen Wilson and his girlfriend, Jade Duell named their son. Seriously. Robert Ford Wilson. I know, right?
What were they THINKING? Naming their baby after Owen’s father? What in the world? That poor child will get pummeled in dodge ball at recess with a name like that — and probably by some little dude named Ember or Hayseed.
I was kind of hoping last year’s breakups would continue on into this year, because I’ve settled into being a bitter bitch, but it seems like everyone is getting knocked up instead. Singer Jewel announced her pregnancy to PEOPLE. “I took a pregnancy test and it was positive!” The 36 year-old singer gushed it was hard to keep a secret, “I was worried I’d start throwing up on set and everyone would be like, ‘Oh, she’s pregnant.’ ” Jewel is the host of Bravo’s latest reality show, Going Platinum. This if the first child for her and her husband Ty Murray, the couple wed in 2008.
Jewel is in her second trimester. In 2009 released a collection of children’s songs, titled Lullaby and is now working on a new children’s album. “I feel really lucky.”
Owen Wilson will be having his own little Focker as well. Because his new movie…is….yeah. “Owen Wilson and Jade Duell are happy to be expecting a baby,” his rep tells PEOPLE. When I buy a new pair of boots, I’ll make sure to tell People magazine too. According to the folks over at Entertainment Weekly, Wilson and Duell have been dating for over a year. This will be the first child for the 42 year-old actor.
And finally, for today anyways, Inception star, Marion Cotillard and her actor husband Guillaume Canet will be welcoming a child this year. The duo first worked together in the 2003 French film, Love Me if You Dare. This kid will definitely have some good, French Oscar winning-genes.
Oh, and if you’re keeping score, don’t forget Victoria Beckham, Natalie Portman and Rachel Zoe (who is reportedly having a boy–who will no doubt, be born wearing the Hipster Glasses–see below).