Oh, simmer down, I was just tryna get your attention.
President Obama was just playin’ basketball today and took an elbow to the mouth during the game. Can you imagine how the dude who elbowed him is feeling right about now? In my head, he’s publicly embarrassed, but privately, I think he’s giggling.
President Obama was treated at the on-site White House medical facility and required a whopping twelve stitches. That’s gotta hurt.
I love inappropriate laughter.