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Miley Cyrus’s parents split and file for DIVORCE.

Tish, Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus (REX Photo)

Wow.  I’m not terribly shocked by the fact that Billy Ray and Tish are filin’ fer deeevorce, but jeez.  If anyone is going to “act out” because their mom and dad are splittin’ up, it might just be Miley.  She’s got money and power and fame…and is the one person her family depends upon for funds and livin’ The Good Life.  This could be really ugly…in oh, so many ways.

Miley on the pole, and...
Noah and her girls all up on the pole.

I feel badly for Miley and her 25 10-year old sister, Noah. (Speaking of not standing a chance at a “normal life”. Yikes.)

So the parental units released this sweet little press release (of sorts) regarding the split:

“As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family,” they say in a statement. “We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers.”

Are we going to see shaved heads, 51-50’s and umbrella attacks in their future?  Lawd.