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Athletes Spill The Sexy Details Of The Olympic Village

 

The 2012 Olympics begin on the 27th, while the world’s best athletes will be going for the gold during the games, afterwards they are trying to score in other ways. In this month’s issue of ESPN magazine, famous athletes including soccer champ Brandi Chastain and swimmer Ryan Lochte spill the beans on what goes on in the Olympic Village.

In each city that the Summer and Winter Olympics are held, there is a village for the competing athletes, their coaches and some family members to live at. Mostly everyone who competes in the games is an adult, so to keep everyone safe condoms are distributed throughout the village. For the 2000 games in Sydney, Australia, 70,000 condoms just wasn’t enough so another 20,000 were shipped in. WHAT?!  Reportedly, there will be about 100,000 condoms available for this year’s games in London. Summer Sanders, a swimmer who won two gold medals, a silver and a bronze in Barcelona, calls the second Olympic motto: “What happens in the village stays in the village.”

The dining hall is a very popular place, recounts Brandi Chastain: “When I walked in for the first time in Atlanta,there were loud cheers. So we look over and see two French handballers dressed only in socks, shoes, jockstraps, neckties and hats on top of a dining table, feeding one another lunch. We’re like, ‘Holy cow, what is this place?'”

Alpine skiier Carrie Sheinberg who competed in the ’94 Winter Olympics says the village is “just a magical, fairy-tale place, like Alice in Wonderland, where everything is possible. You could win a gold medal and you can sleep with a really hot guy.” She also talks about how two German bobsledders tried to use their medals as currency, “They made it clear that they’d trade me their gold for all kinds of other favors,” Sheinberg says.

Javelin thrower Beaux Greer had a particularly good time during the games in Atlanta. Each day, the shaggy blond was visited by three women, sometimes just hours apart — an accomplished pole vaulter and former flame; a mighty hurdler who “tried to dominate me,” and a “very talented” vacationer from Scandinavia. Greer says his Olympian partners were, like him, looking to “complete the Olympics training puzzle.”

 

After the  Beijing games, the U.S. Women’s soccer team got rowdy and went “Hollywood.” Hope Solo shares the best part of the 2008 closing ceremony.

 “I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but we met a bunch of celebrities. Vince Vaughn partied with us. Steve Byrne, the comedian. And at some point we decided to take the party back to the village, so we started talking to the security guards, showed off our gold medals, got their attention and snuck our group through without credentials — which is absolutely unheard of.”

She adds, “I may have snuck a celebrity back to my room without anybody knowing, and snuck him back out. But that’s my Olympic secret.”  The best part, according to Solo? “When we were done partying, we got out of our nice dresses, got back into our stadium coats and, at 7 a.m. with no sleep, went on the Today show drunk. Needless to say, we looked like hell.”

So who has the best bodies? The swimmers and gymnasts, but everyone is in top physical condition of course. The party doesn’t stop when the games are over. Bonfires, boozy airplane hookups.  Ryah Lochte and runner Shawn Merritt are both happy to be single for the London Olympics. “My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake,” Lochte says. “Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited.”

I really need to find a way to compete in the Olympics.

 

DIPPED IN CREAM IS BLACKED OUT TODAY TO PROTECT SOPA AND PIPA

via GOOGLE:

Millions of Americans oppose SOPA and PIPA because these bills would censor the Internet and slow economic growth in the U.S.

Two bills before Congress, known as the Protect IP Act (PIPA) in the Senate and the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) in the House, would censor the Web and impose harmful regulations on American business. Millions of Internet users and entrepreneurs already oppose SOPA and PIPA.

 

The Senate will begin voting on January 24th. Please let them know how you feel. Sign this petition urging Congress to vote NO on PIPA and SOPA before it is too late.

Jay-Z Plans to Sell Stupid ‘Occupy All Streets’ Shirts and Keep Every Cent of Sales – NIN Video

Russell Simmons and Jay Z - Two of the 1%

Guess whose hair is on fire? It’s amazing I have any at all, frankly.  Get a load of this crap:  Jay-Z (aka SEAN CARTER and Mr. Beyonce` Knowlesthat one hurt, didn’t it, dude?) is selling shirts–and keeping ALL OF THE PROFITS of any and all sales, thus clearly cashing in on the Occupy Wall Street MovementUn. Be. LIEVABLE.

via WashingtonPost:

“Now Jay-Z’s clothing company Rocawear is boosting the movement’s profile by selling a $22 T-shirt emblazoned with the words “Occupy All Streets.” The rapper was photographed in the shirt after a “Watch the Throne” concert stop in New York.

The Roc4Life blog declares, “What better way to show your support for the Occupy Wall Street Movement than with a dope tee?

Seriously, Sean?  I’m sitting here shaking my head with a scowl on my face. (More than usual…)  Let’s take a hard listen to a song that should be the Occupy Wall Street Movement Anthem, shall we?

 

 

“Head Like A Hole” by Trent Motherf*cking Reznor

God money I’ll do anything for you.
God money just tell me what you want me to.
God money nail me up against the wall.
God money don’t want everything he wants it all.

[Bridge:]
no you can’t take it
no you can’t take it
no you can’t take that away from me
no you can’t take it
no you can’t take it
no you can’t take that away from me

head like a hole.
black as your soul.
I’d rather die than give you control.
head like a hole.
black as your soul.
I’d rather die than give you control.

[Chorus:]
bow down before the one you serve.
you’re going to get what you deserve.
bow down before the one you serve.
you’re going to get what you deserve.

God money’s not looking for the cure.
God money’s not concerned with the sick amongst the pure.
God money let’s go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
God money’s not one to choose…

Hey, Jay? Nice move.  (EYE ROLL…)

Signed,

DivaJulia, One of the 99%