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Justin Bieber Giving Selena Gomez a Foot Massage. (Bleh.)

I guess we know who's in charge here...

Photo: via Twitter

First let me say, “EEWWWWW”.  Okay then.

Little dude needs to put on a shirt.  Biebs still looks 13; and Selena (whom I really think is gorgeous) looks a little too euphoric for my taste.

I hope I don’t get brat-slapped by the Beliebers (eyeroll), but I have a feeling they aren’t too thrilled about this photo either.

Recognize that foot?

Sigh.  And for you grown-ups out there?  I think we KNOW what a foot-massage means.  Ask Marsellus Wallace.

Girl. You’ll be a woman…soon.