I’ve squealed with laughter over Oasis’s Gallagher bruvahs since the early 90’s, like any mother with two boys does. (Oh. Is it just me? Figures.) I still love Oasis…just sayin’.
ANYbitch. Seems now that Liam is actually suing Noel for saying mean things about him two bloody years ago.
I HAVE taken legal action against Noel Gallagher for statements he made claiming Oasis pulled out of the 2009 V Festival Chelmsford gig because I had a hangover.
That is a lie and I want Oasis fans and others who were at V to know the truth.
I was gutted when I couldn’t play the gig because I didn’t want to let the fans down.
But the truth is I had laryngitis, which Noel was made fully aware of that morning, diagnosed by a doctor.
Noel also falsely stated the demise of Oasis followed a massive row in which he claimed I demanded to advertise my clothing range Pretty Green in the Oasis tour programme.
The truth is there was no such discussion or row between us.
I am used to being called all sorts of things by Noel and I have in the past said things about him. But what Noel has alleged this time went way beyond rock-and-roll banter and questioned my professionalism.
I tried to resolve this amicably but have been left with no choice but legal action. All I want is an apology.
Seriously, that’s funny. (As an aside, IT’S ONLY FUNNY WHEN THEY AREN’T YOUR ADULT SONS.) Still, though. I’m belly-laughing at these giant toddlers.
What about the gossip that Liam insinuated that Noel wasn’t the daddy of his baby while the two bickered backstage at the 2009 V Festival? Man, that wasn’t cool.
I smell a counter-lawsuit–and it smells like warm beer and a two-finger salute.