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The Worst Dressed – 2011 SAG Awards

Whether it was the gown, the make-up or accessories, every awards show has it’s fair share of peculiar looks, shall we say.

Hmmm…where to begin?  Let’s start with everyone’s favorite (and future Playtex Living Bra spokewoman) Christina Hendricks.  That eye make-up??

Wow. Not diggin' the eyeliner, but the dress by L'Wren Scott was okay.

Looks like Winona Ryder followed suit (or the other way around…).  Winona looked “confused” most of the evening.  I swear I saw her arms slung over the back of chair at one point.  Weirdo.

Winona Ryder, looking alarmed in Alberta Ferretti.

I need to know WHY Kim Kardashian was in attendance to the SAG Awards.  I did see a milli-second of Kim in a  commercial montage with her on a bed eating a fast-food chain’s chicken salad.  I guess I answered my own question.  Let me say this about Kim.  She wore her “own hair and eyelashes”–her words– with her Marchesa dress.  (Usually, Marchesa is one of my favorite designers…but this dress looks like a grape Popsicle.)  I hate to say this, but Kim looks just like her mom Kris Jenner in this photo.

Kim Kardashian...whyyyyyy?

Nicole Kidman?  What made you decide to wear that necklace on top of the ruffles, lace and boning?  It just doesn’t work with your pretty Nina Ricci gown, Love.

Oh, Nicole.

I saved to worst for last, though. Jenna Fischer. Dowdy McWallflower much?  That drab color.  Those unfortunate sleeves. The dress is by Fendi, just in case you’re interested.  I’m not.

From "The Office", Jenna Fischer. D R A B.

Jenna really should embrace her “Pretty Girl” that is itching to get OUT.  AND hire another stylist.  ForpitySAKE, Jenna.  Next year, I expect more from you…and by “more”, I mean BETTER.

Rihanna’s new haircut and color at Rock in Rio Madrid

Eeeeek. I'm quite sure I don't care for this look. (Getty Images)

Oh, RiRi.
Rihanna IS having fun, though...(Getty Images)

How do we feel about this new look for Rihanna?  Didn’t this hairstyle used to be called “The Mushroom” back in the day?  It’s not cute.  I need to make a list of attractive people who keep Fighting the Pretty.  I don’t get understand it.  Unless everyone is tryin’ to jump on the Lady Gaga-train, that is.  Seems pants are no longer required for women.  I dare any of you to rock this look and send me a photo.

So totally not kidding.