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Brad and Angelina – Fabulous on the Red Carpet in Cannes

Gorgeousness.
That SLIT in Angie's dress!

Angelina Jolie accompanied Brad Pitt on the red carpet for the premiere of his new movie The Tree Of Life at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival. Jolie was also in Cannes to promote her latest, Kung Fu Panda 2.  Two completely different movies, but they both look great! Angelina wore a stunning Versace Atelier dress, the high slit showed off her Salvatore Ferragamo heels.

 

 

Sean Penn (ugh), Jessica Chastain and that Brad Pitt guy.

Brad was also joined by his The Tree Of Life co-stars, Sean Penn and Jessica Chastain, who also looked great in a creamy-yellow Zac Posen fitted chiffon dress.  Ugh.  Sean Penn.  I can smell his cigarette-drenched clothing from here.  Nast.

Outbreak at Playboy Mansion sickens 170 people?

The Playboy Mansion is diseased? Whaaaa?

A virus has sickened almost 200 people who attended a fundraiser at the Playboy Mansion two weeks ago. It’s not what you think! Officials from the Los Angeles County Department of Public Health said they suspect an outbreak of legionellosis, or Pontiac fever, following the February 3rd fundraiser at the famous party palace. Health officials are investigating dozens of reports of people experiencing respiratory problems, flu-like symptoms, and pneumonia. The milder form of Legionnaires’ Disease is caused by bacteria growing in warm water, like hot tubs (or grottos?) or parts of air conditioning systems. Another possible culprit could be a fog machine that was used at the party.

The event was being held in conjunction with the DOMAINfest Global conference in Santa Monica. Officials added that they do not believe the outbreak has spread beyond those involved with the event.

“I’d like to know what took away a week of my life,” attendee David Castello, who got sick after the event, told the Times. “They just need to find out where and when it started. Now it’s like a big mystery; everyone wants to know.” Other attendees started a “sick list” on Facebook that has 77 names.

I’m sure Hef is doing just fine. He did survive the Ice Age. I kid, I kid!

Are You Ready For The Human Centipede Porn? By: Brittani, The Girl You Want

Yeah. "The Human SEX-ipede". Is NOTHING sacred??

I am far from being a prude but I can’t imagine I’d want to watch a porn movie based on a man sewing people together.  As a friend of mine once told me,  “I like my porn vanilla“.   All I need is a man and a woman having sex.  Or two chicks and a guy.  Or two guys and one chick. Or….oh wait, what was I saying?  This fall, Tom Byron Pictures will introduce us to The Human Sex-ipede. The movie will be directed by Lee Roy Myers, who also directed pron parodies of The Office, Seinfeld, The Golden Girls and Reno 911. (Watch the FunnyorDie.com “review”.   HILARIOUS–and NSFW.  AT. ALL. )  Tom’s A XXX Parody series has become pretty popular over the years, even being meta referenced on 30 Rock. Which of course,  got it’s own XXX Parody.

The plot, as if that even matters with porn, is pretty much the same as The Human Centipede.  Myers said that it’s a “slapstick version” of the original. It’s about 3 tourists who are captured in Germany by a mad sex educator (um, what?!) who wants to sew them together, mouth to genitals.

“You know what, this the perfect concept to base a parody around. Anything putting human faces that close to genitals deserves the porn treatment.”

Well, he has a point there.  It will be released in October, just in time for Halloween, kids! YAY!

The Human Centipede itself is just a big dare. Can you watch it? Can you watch it without wanting to throw up?  I think it has finally achieved the cult status I felt like some people were prematurely giving it. (Picture DivaJulia pouting right about now.)

I could only see myself watching The Human Sex-ipede for laughs.   Conjoined humans just don’t do it for me.