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Movie 43 Red Band Trailer – NSFW – You Will Be Offended And You Will Like It! Understood?

Holy. Shit. How the HELL did this trailer get made? How the HELL did the producers get all of these A-Listers–even some Oscar winners–to sign on to BE in this film? I’m only going to warn you ONCE.

Okay…now, go watch the trailer for Movie 43

 

via TheImproper.com:

“One thing is certain, the movie will have a fan base. Among other subjects it deals with Corprophilia, necrophilia, sexually transmitted diseases, racial stereotypes, leprechauns, whips, midgets and a slew of other taboos.

Coach Terrence Howard explaining to his basketball team why they will win!

“Movie 43″  opens on Jan. 25. It’s being called “one of the most shocking, original, and dangerous comedies ever made.

Halle Berry With a TURKEY BASTER?

Check out the full cast:

Halle Berry
Elizabeth Banks
Kristen Bell
Jimmy Bennett
Leslie Bibb
Kate Bosworth
Gerard Butler
Bobby Cannavale
Kieran Culkin
Josh Duhamel
Anna Faris
Richard Gere
John Hodgman
Terrence Howard
Hugh Jackman
Johnny Knoxville
Martin Klebba
Christina Linhardt
Beth Littleford
Justin Long a
Aasif Mandvi
Jack McBrayer
Stephen Merchant
Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Chloë Grace Moretz
Chris Pratt
Liev Schreiber
Tony Shalhoub
Emma Stone
Jason Sudeikis
Uma Thurman
Patrick Warburton
Naomi Watts
Seann William Scott
Jeremy Allen White
Kate Winslet

Kate Winslet and her dirty mouth…

I know, right?? Good Lord.  The hilarity filth that comes outta these actors’ mouths!

In Theaters: January 25th.  See your ass there.

‘Excision’ Red Band Trailer *Warning* Kinda Gross – Annalynn McCord, Traci Lords and John Waters

 

GOTdammit, Alex.  I blame my son for making me root around websites I normally wouldn’t look at–and let me tell you, I LIKE being the one finally getting to place blame on my sons.  Ahhh…it’s so, well,  FREEING. (Snort!) Let’s hear it for Son Blaming!!!

If you’re willing to be thoroughly a little bit grossed-out…feel free to watch this trailer.  Would it make it better knowing that the classic Nine Inch Nails song “Closer”  is played throughout the trailer?  Yep!  That’s what I thought.

Film Summary: A disturbed and delusional high school student with aspirations of a career in medicine goes to extremes to earn the approval of her controlling mother.

 

So?? What do we think? Here. I’ll let these gals say it for you:

C’MON!! John Waters?? Traci Lords??  It’s got to be good, right? RIGHT?? ANSWER ME!

Oh, sorry.

 

Plot for ‘Human Centipede 2’ Revealed – Sniffed at By BBFC

 

For those of you that don’t know, I came to write for DiC after DivaJulia asked me to do a review of ‘The Human Centipede‘. I have almost completely blocked it from my mind, but now here is the sequel, and even before it premieres it has already been banned in the UK. The British Board of Film Classification has refused to give ‘The Human Centipede Part 2: Full Sequence’ a rating, which means it’s distribution in the UK is illegal. Here is the official ruling from the BBFC, which contains SPOILERS for the movie:

“This new work, The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence),tells the story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film and who imagines putting the ‘centipede’ idea into practice. Unlike the first film, the sequel presents graphic images of sexual violence, forced defecation, and mutilation, and the viewer is invited to witness events from the perspective of the protagonist. Whereas in the first film the ‘centipede’ idea is presented as a revolting medical experiment, with the focus on whether the victims will be able to escape, this sequel presents the ‘centipede’ idea as the object of the protagonist’s depraved sexual fantasy.”

Folks, if gets worse from there, and trust me, you’ll be glad I saved you from the rest of plot. The rest of the ruling concludes with, 

“There is little attempt to portray any of the victims in the film as anything other than objects to be brutalised, degraded and mutilated for the amusement and arousal of the central character, as well as for the pleasure of the audience. There is a strong focus throughout on the link between sexual arousal and sexual violence and a clear association between pain, perversity and sexual pleasure. It is the Board’s conclusion that the explicit presentation of the central character’s obsessive sexually violent fantasies is in breach of its Classification Guidelines and poses a real, as opposed to a fanciful, risk that harm is likely to be caused to potential viewers.”

So that’s that. Director Tom Six made a statement to Empire after being emailed about his response to the BBFC’s ruling.

“Thank you BBFC for putting spoilers of my movie on your website and thank you for banning my film in this exceptional way. Apparently I made an horrific horror-film, but shouldn’t a good horror film be horrific? My dear people, it is a f**cking MOVIE. It is all fictional. Not real. It is all make-belief. It is art. Give people their own choice to watch it or not. If people can’t handle or like my movies they just don’t watch them. If people like my movies they have to be able to see it any time, anywhere also in the UK.”

Somebody’s mad! Chances are you won’t be seeing ‘The Human Centipede 2‘ in the United Kingdom anytime soon. At least not legally.

[Editor’s Note: Oh, Brittani! I love how The Human Centipede was the catalyst for your becoming a Contributing Writer for Dipped In Cream!  I gotta say, this new film sounds NARST. We both watched the first one, and thanks to Daniel Tosh and his hilarious “Spoiler”, it became a bit of a “comedy”. (Not to mention a fan-girl fascination with the German actor Deiter Laser who played Dr. Heiter!) As far as Tom Six and his “Full Sequence”, I say nothankyouverymuch. ~ DivaJulia]