I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t advise you of some new photos of Kate Middleton from her nude sunbathing holiday with William. Yeah. See what I did there? I made it sound as if I have some kind of duty to inform you about (gulp) bottomless pics of love Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge taken with a crazy-huge lens unbeknownst to her.
The photos which were seemingly copied from a spread in the Scandinavian magazine Se og Hør (which translates to See and Hear), are on Egostastic.com. Someone needs to start a PoorKate.com. Seriously.
“We are a leading gossip magazine in Denmark, and it is my job to publish them,” Kim Henningsen said, via the Belfast Telegraph.
Taken with a very long lens the grainy images show Will slathering Kate’s back and bottom with lotion as she pulls down her bikini.
A rep for the royals declined to comment, telling E! News, “Our stance is the same as before—we aren’t commenting on any further legal action save to say all proportionate responses will be kept under review.”
Scandalous Kate pics could fetch $1 million.
In other words, Denmark is on notice.
Ten days ago, lawyers for Will and Kate obtained an injunction against Closer for breach of privacy. The magazine was ordered to pull the topless pics and hand over all digital copies. A French court has also launched a criminal probe into whether the tabloid and the photographer should face prosecution. Separately, the editor for the Irish Daily Star was suspended for giving the go-ahead for his paper to publish some of the topless images.
I know. All y’all care about is the LINK. Fine. Go! I’ll spare you my alternately outraged yet perversely curious rant.