You know, no one could make up the kind of crap Lindsay always seems to find herself in–like getting punched by a waitress last night, while she was hanging out with that other idiot Doug Reinhardt (I seriously don’t even know or CARE about this dude. I just know he was always photographed kissing/fighting with Paris Hilton while they begged for attention from the paps.).
AnyHOOKER. Lindsay Tweeted to the world about the altercation:
I just love how nothing is EVER Lindsay’s fault. NOTHING. She’s always being “set up”. Everyone is always trying to make her look bad — it’s never LINDSAY’S bad behavior. I realize I went OFF last week about how we all know people like Lindsay. Remember the Word of the Day–ENTITLEMENTARIANISM?
Y’all heard about the big, set-up to make Lindsay look bad photoshoot that was shown on BRAVO’s series Double Exposure, right? You know, where Lindsay showed up 11 hours late, looking haggard/wasted and making squinchy faces at the dirty stripper pole? (Like she hasn’t had worse things inside her body…c’mon Lindsay.) Naturally, Lindsay claims BRAVO executives intentionally gave her the wrong time so she would be late. The crazy thing is for anyone to even think Lindsay could be ANYWHERE at 10:00 a.m. without an attorney dragging her flat ass to court the location. So maybe, in Lindsay’s mind, it WAS a set up! How DARE they think she could get on the pole at the hour!
Oh, and I love this quote by the photographer on Double Exposure:
“I literally need to think of myself as a wildlife photographer.. There’s almost a danger element to her presence,” said a photographer. “You never know what’s gonna happen in the next two and a half seconds. Is she gonna bite you?
That was quite possibly the biggest compliment EVER given to Lindsay. She’s getting it tattooed on her scabby, clear skin as we speak.