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Lindsay Lohan’s Accuser On Twitter? Amanda Rae Says So!

Lindsay Lohan and her bitchslap accuser, Tiffany Mitchell


I probably would have forgotten Tiffany Mitchell’s name in a few days if she hadn’t favorited a passing comment I tweeted about her while on one of my Lindsay Lohan twitter rants.

The 28-year-old Florida-based psychic, who was allegedly punched by Lohan in an altercation at Club Avenue in New York’s Chelsea last Thursday morning used her newly created twitter account not only to claim her innocence, but also as a platform to unleash a stream of slanderous comments about Lohan, her family, and her work.

Probably not the smartest idea for someone who has hired high profile attorney Gloria Allred to represent her case. So the question remains, was this a colossal lapse in judgement, or just an extremely lucrative fake account?

Based on the activity on the account that I witnessed Sunday afternoon, I think all signs point to the former. But you be the judge.



After tweeting that the “truth will come out” because her “words are spirit and they are life,” Mitchell sent a tweet directly to both of Lindsay’s parents, stating that their daughter is a “danger to herself and society,” and that she “has negative energy and black spirits surrounding her.”


Sounds about right coming from someone who calls themselves a professional palm reader. Naturally, her comments sent the always vocal Michael Lohan into a tailspin and thus began a good hour of argumentative banter.


As Mr. Lohan, along with his girlfriend, Kate Major, as well as hoards of Lohan fans fired questions and accusations at the @TiffMitchell1 account, tweets were posted taking pot shots at Lindsay’s history of substance abuse, as well as her performance in Lifetime’s Liz & Dick, which premiered just last weekend to negative reviews.


Although they flew freely, Mitchell refrained from addressing comments made alleging that the reason she approached Lindsay at Avenue in the first place was to distract her so that other members of her party could steal her purse. Reports have recently stated that this is the reason Lohan called Mitchell a ‘gypsy’ and attacked her in the first place. Although she admits to referring to Mitchell as a ‘gypsy’ but not realizing it was a racial slur, Lohan denies ever striking her.

Presumably as her interactions page blew up, Mitchell realized that anything she says can and will be used against her, and the majority of the tweets were abruptly deleted.

he jury is still out on how much help Michael Lohan has been to his daughter recently vs. how much he hurts her in the media, but Lohan did tell me exclusively that he managed to save all of Mitchell’s deleted tweets about Lindsay and the altercation.

Before slinking back into silence, Mitchell did manage to post one last tweet:


“I was advised to deactivate my account. I WILL have my day in court. God Bless. -TMxx”

Maybe she will, and maybe she won’t. But either way, I know I can’t wait to hear how it plays out.

**Big thanks to @JSquatriglia and @HolliiYO for the screencaps.

Lindsay Lohan Update – Failed Intervention By Dad Michael, Called Out By Bret Easton Ellis For Being a No-Show to Work, Horrible Trailer for ‘The Canyons’

Anything for a buck, huh Linds?


We’re just gonna go ahead and kill ALL the birds with one stone today, okay?

Lindsay Lohan never fails to disappoint in terms of her hot-messiness, does she? Today we have TMZ reporting that her icky dad, Michael Lohan needed to get his name all over the internet again tried to stage an intervention for his daughter due to the fact that he thinks she might just have a substance abuse problem (whaaaa?) and she failed to show up to do dialogue-dubbing for her new film (I choked on that one) The Canyons.

via TMZ:

“Cops just showed up at Lindsay Lohan’s Beverly Hills home after Michael Lohan and others tried to stage an intervention to get Lindsay Lohan into treatment … TMZ has learned.

Michael Lohan and several others showed up at Lindsay’s house Friday afternoon … believing she has fallen off the wagon … and they believe that’s why she has become a no-show for post-production work on her upcoming movie, “The Canyons.”

Michael tells TMZ … Lindsay’s entire team is on board with the intervention, though we cannot confirm that.

We’re told Lindsay was at the house when Michael and team arrived, but someone claiming to be her boyfriend shooed them away.  The “boyfriend” told TMZ Lindsay was inside and any problems Lindsay has will not be solved by her father. 

Someone called the cops to report a trespassing call.  Cops are currently on scene.”

via Bret Easton Ellis Twitter
By the way, this straight-to-dvd mess is directed by American Gigolo director, Paul Schrader and written by American Psycho author, Bret Easton Ellis.  We’ve got the try-hard trailer below, just hold on.



Regarding Lindsay’s no-show to work, I can just hear that ciggie-stained voice honking about how “Liz and Marilyn did the SAME THING!! I’m an ICON!”  Lord, she’s delusional.

Lindsay Calls The Kettle Black (Read: Dina’s A Thieving Coke Addict)

The internet was abuzz with the din of Lindsay Lohan drama on Wednesday after she and her mother, Dina, got into an early morning domestic dispute. Although, maybe the term “domestic dispute” is a little excessive to describe what seems to be an argument that exploded into chaos, much like all things Lohan-related tend to.
Reports surfaced that after partying all night at the Electric Room, the nightclub located inside the Dream Downtown in NYC (where Lohan was arrested just a few weeks ago for an alleged hit-and-run), shit got a little crazy between the mother/daughter duo in the car ride home. But this time, it wasn’t a lucrative driver recording the shenanigans to send over to TMZ a la Paris Hilton; it was none other than Michael Lohan, notorious media-whore and Lindsay’s father, who documented the conversation for prosperity, which YOU can enjoy right HERE!
In the 3-minute phone recording, Lohan argues with her mother, sounding audibly intoxicated, while being egged on by her father to call the police because she’s clearly being kidnapped.
First, allow me to just say that whoever has the job of transcribing shit like this over at TMZ deserves some sort of an award, because without the subtitles, I wouldn’t have been able to understand a single line of the audio.

Through drunken yelling and garbled by tears, Lindsay rehashes her altercation with her mother to an exasperated father Michael, addressing the fact that she has lent Dina $40k to save her house from foreclosure and that her mother has been calling her names all night, with the fiasco even escalating to physical blows, resulting in Lindsay receiving a gash on her leg and causing damage to her property — a diamond bracelet.  A diamond bracelet that Michael seems extremely invested in, I might add.

At one point, a distraught Lohan yells “Dad, she’s on cocaine, she’s like touching her neck and shit.

Now, as someone who does not fancy themselves a cocaine user, I’m not sure if “touching your neck and shit” is a standard side effect, or enough of a sign to decipher if someone is actually on cocaine, but I do know that this was quite obviously the quote that the media was gonna latch onto and run with. Particularly after Dina Lohan’s disastrous Dr. Phil interview a few weeks ago where she showed up and went on air visibly under the influence of some substance or another, momentarily taking the spotlight off of her train wreck of a daughter.

Putting aside the fact that this entire family is clearly dramatic, batshit insane, and has no problem opening airing all of their dirty laundry in public, I think it’s fair to say that this entire situation was fueled horribly by Michael Lohan. It seems as thought the Lohan patriarch took it upon himself to stir the shit after receiving a phone call from his already riled up and clearly intoxicated daughter, by just egging her on and telling her repeatedly how horrible a person her mother is.

Which, don’t get me wrong — it appears to (ALLEGEDLY!) absolutely true. Dina Lohan does appear to be a pretty terrible human being. The thing is, I’ve had arguments like this with my own mother. That said, my mother doesn’t drink, use recreational drugs OR come partying with me. But yes, we’ve said a lot of horrible shit to one another that neither of us meant, and then have completely forgotten about it the next day. Which, I assume rings true in this whole Lindsay and Dina situation, as well, because just this afternoon pictures surfaced of the duo hugging it out at Dina’s house in Long Island.

Of course, not before the recording managed to make it’s way through the media circuit, accompanied by assorted Michael Lohan comments such as, Dina is crazy and out of her mind. Both Dina and Lindsay need help.

All’s well that ends well, I suppose. Luckily for the rest of us, we don’t have anyone documenting our drunken escapades and selling them to the tabloids. Particularly our fathers.

Late Wednesday, in true Lindsay fashion, the actress posted a tweet (while readying herself to fly back to Los Angeles on someone’s private plane?) endorsing something or other, punctuated by a “miss u” to her sister and mother. Which sounds like something I would do, completely over it and resolved, after calling my mother the devil not 24 hours before.

Unless she broke my diamond bracelet. Because then, forget that bitch.