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Johnny Depp’s Baby Mama Wants Him to Quit “The Tourist”; Guess Why!

Oh, boy. Here we go, y'all.

I’ve been waiting for this “news” (read: made-up gossip).   It’s being plastered all over the media that Eddie Vedder’s Johnny Depp’s long-time love and mother of his two children, Vanessa Paradis is mega-jel and flipping out tryin’ to get Johnny to quit his day-job.  Apparently she’s not down with her man makin’ sweet pretend love to Johnny’s co-star, Angelina Jolie.

via FoxNews:

“In the flick, Jolie plays an Interpol agent who seduces a tourist, played by Depp, in order to flush out a criminal she slept with in the past.

Paradis “found out that there was a real long and intense love scene between (Depp) and Jolie,” a source close to the project said.

“He’s currently trying to (get out of the movie), but I don’t know if he’s succeeded. But he’s trying and they’re talking about replacing him with (Jolie’s partner) Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio.”

Paradis, Depp’s partner of 12 years with whom she has two kids, did not need to look deep into Jolie’s past to find reasons to worry.

The puffy-lipped siren and Pitt hooked up after they steamed up the screen in “Mr. & Mrs. Smith.”

The 2005 movie was largely credited with busting up Pitt’s Tinseltown union with Friends actress Jennifer Aniston.

Years earlier, Jolie got her hooks into Billy Bob Thornton while the “Sling Blade” actor was reportedly engaged to actress Laura Dern.”

This all sounds a little ridiculous.  Don’t you think Vanessa has known about Johnny’s new role for a good while?  Or is she just now wigging out after seeing how beautiful and ladylike Angie looks now that filming has begun?  You gotta admit, Angie’s track record for onset romances is scary.  I would have said NO, and HELL NO right off the git.  But that’s just me and my insecure ass.

In honor of Angelina and her “reputation”, I give you Joan Jett, boys and girls.

“Bad Reptutation”, indeed.

Megan Fox doesn’t trust other women – W Magazine interview.

Wet jeans, Hidden Thumbs - Ang Lee's new film
Fine, fanboys...More Armani undies. Ya happy now?

In an excerpt from her interview in W Magazine, Megan Fox felt she needed to tell the world that she “doesn’t trust other women”.  Oh. Okaaay.

via WMagazine:

“There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn’t necessarily provoke a pinup image. But with me it does, immediately, as soon as I’m in underwear. I’m a Vargas girl.” the actress, dressed in Giorgio Armani attire and Yurman jewelry on the cover of W magazine, says of her Armani ads.

“I feel intimidated by fashion. I hate doing photo shoots.” Fox gained her fame from her work in the blockbuster movie franchise ‘Transformers’ and says her main weakness when acting is her nerves.

“I have no confidence, and because of that I’m always second-guessing myself.” As for the entertainment industry, Fox says she doesn’t have many female friends in Hollywood. “I especially don’t trust girls in this industry, because it’s incredibly competitive, and I’m just not interested,” she said.

Hey, Megan?  I just don’t think you’re what’s known as a “girl’s girl”.  You know, one to go shopping with, share very private pieces of your life and also be void of any bitchy jealousy in that very friendship.  Would you pick up the phone at 2:00 a.m. (or 2:00 p.m., for that matter) for a girlfriend who has been dumped by her abusive boyfriend–or would you just ask for his number? I have a feeling  this chick has NEVER had a true and authentic female friend.  I think she may the one who cannot be trusted.

All this “second-guessing” smacks of neediness–which requires MALE positive reinforcement as a temporary salve to mend her sp-called insecurities . Know’msayin’?

Is it just me?

Courtney Love is jealous of Lady Gaga.

I'm soooo much better than Gaga.

Oh, Courtney.  Like we can’t see through your stupid jealousy? Seriously? You only thought she was okay once she performed with that old queen Elton?

via ONTD:

“I don’t think her music is that compelling,” Love explained. “I’m an old hippie. You know what I listened to last night? Stevie f**king Nicks.”

However, Love added that she has started to warm to GaGa since seeing her duet with Elton John at the Grammy awards.

“At the VMAs, I really wasn’t sure,” she said. “One of my best friends is [photographer David] LaChappelle and he loves her. He really helped legitimise her by doing a Rolling Stone cover. He came in like, ‘I met this girl and I love her, she doesn’t have a mean bone in her body’.

Go smear some more lipstick on your head, Court.