Now listen, I like Kim as much as the next gal. Maybe even more. She’s funny, but not all that, umm…what was I talking about?
Oh. Yeah. Here’s the thing, though. Kim’s been cryin’ about how she wishes she hadn’t done that spread for Playboy a couple of years back. I would think she’d prefer that over the Ray-J sex-tape (and I’m sure she does!), but why then, are we all nake-y on the cover of “W”? Because Angelina did it while breastfeeding? Can’t you just hear Kim’s baby-voice justifying her decision? Oh, and that famed-photographer Mark Seliger shot the provocative silvery images for The Art Issue of W Magazine?
I’m writing all these paragraphs to give you a chance to CLICK OUT if you don’t wanna see Kim in all of her silver body-painted glory. But it’s ART, you guys!!
Okay. I’ll wait. Stay if you want.
Don’t even say I didn’t warn you.