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Simon Cowell says, “It’s NOT George Michael” for U.S. “X-Factor”. Well, CRAP.

Not cool. George Michael would be PERFECT for X-Factor America.

Extra is reporting that George Micheal is NOT going to be a judge on the American X Factor, and I think that’s total crap.

via EXTRA.com

“New reports say former Wham! frontman George Michael  has been offered a judging spot on the US version of “The X Factor.”

But “Extra’s” Terri Seymore [Cowell’s ex, by the way] spoke exclusively to Simon Cowell on his Christmas vacation and he told her Michael “will not be a judge on the U.S. ‘The X Factor.'”

Cowell himself will be one of the judges, but he has yet to officially confirm who else he’ll bring onboard.

Other rumored potential judges include singer British singer, Cheryl Cole, who judges the UK version of the talent competition, and even singer Mick Jagger.”


Hey, Simon?  BIG. MISTAKE.  Mick Jagger will NEVER agree to it (unless it’s an ALL Rolling Stones night, because it’s all about ROYALTIES for Sir Mick), and most of America has no bloody idea who Cheryl Cole is…sorry.  Sheesh.  Just when I was liking Simon again.


Miley Cyrus and Salvia – The Bong Hit Around the World?

Hey, y'all!  Photo: TMZ

So.  This is not a big surprise to me, and I’m assuming you’re not surprised, either.  Here we have a video 18 year-old Miley Cyrus, clearing knowing her way around a bong, taking a couple of good hits from a “spiritual (my ass) herb” known as Salvia.  Now I’ve heard of Spice, but I read this as SALIVA, which made me stop and wonder how one actually smokes their own spit.  I’m really not that gullible–honest, y’all!

Seems Daddy HillBilly Ray ain’t none too pleased about what his Babygirl is up to:

Yeah.  If my kid were up to the no good and caught on a video phone, the first thing I WOULDN’T do is go straight to my Twitter account.  How very Lohan of Daddy Cyrus, eh?

All I know is that Spice and Saliva Salvia are used by the idiots who don’t want to get caught with THC in their piss tests, but still can’t (read: WON’T)  stop smoking something in order to get wasted.  One can probably find both substances at your local smoke shop. Great.

Here’s some info I found on this Salvia stuff:

via: menlooak.com

“In the past Salvia was used by for healing practices, but today Salvia is mainly used for the psychoactive effects it creates. Salvia can either be smoked or eaten and has been compared to other hallucinogen drugs such as LSD. There are immediate side effects such as overlapping realities, altered perceptions, and uncontrollable laughter. The cost for salvia is around $20 for one gram.”

Somehow, I don’t think Miley’s trying to “heal” herself…well, maybe she’s bored sick?

via GossipCop/TMZ.com

I ain’t one to lecture (yeah, right), but if you want to learn a bit more about these “legal” substances, check it out right HERE.

Not cool, man.  Not cool, at all.

Brad, Angelina with all 8000 of their kids in Venice

Vivienne, Angelina, Knox and Brad in Venice

LOOK at the mouth on Viv!  Talk about a strong gene-pool.  Holy Lord Angelina!

Gelato on a cold day in Venice!

Zahara (HBIC*) makes me giggle every time I see a photo of her.  Either she’s demanding a taste of Pax’s gelato or he’s paying her to keep her mouth shut for a blackmail/tattle-tale situation.  Either way, she’s fierce.  Shiloh, appears to be like any other silly little tomboy with MonkeyEars on her hat.  And Maddox?  He just wishes Kim Kardashian would “adopt” him. **Wink**

By the way, I want to pull Miss Angelina aside and warn her to stay the EFF away from Johnny Depp and his two kids during the filming of “The Tourist” while everyone’s in Venice.  She needs one more tattoo:  The word BOUNDARIES on her right hand.

*Head Bitch in CHARGE = Zahara.  And I mean that as a compliment.