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“Machete” Premiere in Los Angeles – Jessica Alba (PICTURES)

Crabby Alba, Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez and Robert Rodriguez

Check out all the celebrity-folks who attended the “Machete” Los Angeles premiere at the Orpheum Theatre in downtown Los Angeles.

Jessica (Lazy-Eye) Alba. Where's your ciggie?
Director Robert Rodriguez
Badass Danny Trejo IS "Machete"!
Robert's buddy, Quentin...every heard of him? Up and comer, I understand.
Don Johnson...looking pretty good, actually.

There was someone missing from the premiere; one Miss Lindsay Lohan!

Lindsay was indeed out and about, though.

Ooooh….look at the awesome lowriders that lined the street on the way to the premiere! SWEET!  Yep…you guessed it.

All my friends...know the Low Rider...

This movie looks kinda badass.