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Song of the Day – ‘Promises Promises’ by Incubus

Promesse Promesse

 

Everybody know what an Incubus nut I am.  Say no more, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more…ANYdrool.  Here’s Promises Promises from the bands’ latest album, If Not Now, When?

And because I’m an oddball, here are the lyrics in Italian. Look ’em UP, Donna, if you’re so inclined.

Sono solo 23 per un’altra ora, prendere o lasciare
Io sono un fan di tuo e ho bisogno di un buon errore
Io non sono un peccatore o predicatore, tutto quello che ho è leggermente di mano
I giochi di prestigio per tutti i ragazzi della band

Bambino potrei essere il coniglio nel cappello?
Mi altalena se mi mano, la mano me la mazza

Sono sulla strada di minor resistenza
Preferisco rinunciare a che cedere a questa
Così mi prometti solo una cosa, vero?
Basta che non mi fanno mai promesse
nessuna promessa

Non ho mai fatto prima, promesse, promesse
Ma mi sto godendo l’illusione e le cose che il mio corpo dice
Ora mi vedi, ora non lo fai, oh quanto bene si scomparire
Quali sono in esecuzione da e posso interferire?

Bambino potrei essere il coniglio nel cappello?
Mi altalena se mi mano, la mano me la mazza

Sono sulla strada di minor resistenza
Preferisco rinunciare a che cedere a questa
Così mi prometti solo una cosa, vero?
Basta che non mi fanno mai promesse
nessuna promessa

Ti amo, Brandon Boyd.

Judas Video PREMIERE – Lady Gaga!

 

Watch while you can, y’all…it’s gonna be yanked any second.  (Why do I feel like like I’ve been yanked after sitting through this mess?)

Honestly, Stefani.  I expected far more from you.  We could have made this video in the Ventura High School AV Department (SHOUT OUT!) back in the day.  Take one part Janet Jackson’s “Escapade” video and part of her her brother’s “Beat It” video, cram into an old Oster blender, cross ourselves as the SCAT bus (that’s what it was called…don’t ask) drives past The Mission on our way home to The Avenue (we know who are are!), add some crows  CA CAAAAAW CA CA CA CA-ing ,  and we’re done.

These photo-grabs from the video are hilarious…

THIS one reminds me of a gross Dave Attell joke involving a dog’s peen and it being the reddest-red in the Crayola Crayon box.  (Look it UP, Donna, if you want to fully understand.) Or don’t.  Because I pretty much just ruined the punch-line.


Thoughts?

Demi Moore at The Met Gala 2011 – Because I’m Still Beating That Dead Horse

Demi Moore. Gyaaah.

 

Oh look.  It’s Tallulah Belle’s mom all gussied up for the Met Gala from the other night.  How on earth did we miss Demi Moore[Editor’s Note: I’m using my Judgey McJudgerson-voice right now, in case it’s not being properly implied.]

This bitch. Can we discuss the get-up first?  Seriously? A feathered dress and a fascinator? Right bloody after The Royal Wedding?  I don’t care if Philip Treacy did design the thing–it’s TOO SOON.  I actually felt a full-on cringe seeing Demi pretending to attend Will and Kate’s nuptials.

I think that rather than attending the Met Gala, this mother of three girls should be at home tending to the youngest who seems to have an alcohol problem.

The lovely and demure, Tallulah Belle Willis at Coachella

via TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … cops spotted three girls getting out of a car in Hollywood at around 11:00 PM [on 4/30/2011], carrying what appeared to be two bottles of alcohol. The officers probed further and determined it was indeed the hard stuff. Here’s the problem … all three girls are underage.

Tallulah Belle and her cohorts were cited at the scene for underage possession — but since Tallulah Belle — who has appeared in “The Scarlet Letter” and “The Whole Ten Yards” — is a minor, cops couldn’t just release her …. they needed to find an adult to pick her up .

So Tallulah Belle called Bruce … but a dutiful Demi did the hard labor, getting in a car and retrieving T.B.”


Oh, one more thing.  I think Tallulah is the answer to some really icky Blind Items over the past couple of months.  Look it UP, Donna.