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Los Angeles Cop Killer At Large – The Celebrity Lookalikes Are Getting Ridiculous

LAPD Chief Charlie Beck and Tom Selleck

Listen, I’m not making light of a scary situation (much), but dang.  This Charles Dorner thing is turning into a casting agent’s DREAM.

 

 

First we had poor LL Cool J, whom I hope was wearing a Kevlar vest last night during his hosting duties and the Grammy Awards, but now we’ve got LAPD Chief Charlie Beck looking JUST LIKE Tom Selleck.

Yikes.

The Grammy nominations are in! No surprises.

Yes, we DO Love Cool J, right Ladies?

The 2011 Grammy awards promises to be just as predictable as it was this year. The nominees were announced live at a concert which aired on CBS and was hosted by LL Cool J.

Tuck those things IN, girl!

Meanwhile, Katy Perry shrieked her tits lungs out along with Miranda Lambert, (the dreaded) Train and Bruno Mars. If this is a preview of what’s to come, I’ll skip the actual awards show.

Train. Bleh.

Joking!  I’ll be watching and snarking along with the rest of you.  Here are the nominees!

Song Of The Year:
Ray Montagne- Beg Steal Or Borrow
Cee Lo Green- Forget You
Miranda Lambert- House That Built Me
Eminem Feat. Rihanna- Love The Way You Lie
Lady Antebellum- Need You Now

Best New Artist:
Justin Bieber
Drake
Florence & The Machine
Mumford & Suns
Esperanza Spalding

Album Of The Year:
Arcade Fire- Suburbs
Eminem- Recovery
Lady Antebellum- Need You Now
Lady GaGa- The Fame Monster
Katy Perry- Teenage Dream

Best Female Country Vocal Performance:
Jewel- Satisfy Me
Miranda Lambert- House That Built Me
LeAnn Rimes- Swingin’
Carrie Underwood- Temporary Home
Gretchen Wilson- I’d Love..

Record of The Year:

B.O.B. Feat Bruno Mars- Nothin’ On You
Eminem Feat. Rihanna- Love The Way You Lie
Cee Lo Green- Forget You
Jay Z & Alicia Keys- Empire State Of Mind
Lady Antebellum- Need You Now

Best Female Pop Vocal Performance
KING OF ANYTHING – Sara Bareilles
HALO (LIVE) – Beyoncé
CHASING PIRATES – Norah Jones
BAD ROMANCE – Lady Gaga
TEENAGE DREAM – Katy Perry

Best Male Pop Vocal Performance
HAVEN’T MET YOU YET – Michael Bublé
THIS IS IT – Michael Jackson
WHATAYA WANT FROM ME – Richard Marx Adam Lambert
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE – Bruno Mars
HALF OF MY HEART – John Mayer

Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals
DON’T STOP BELIEVIN’ (REGIONALS VERSION) – Glee Cast
MISERY – Maroon 5
THE ONLY EXCEPTION – Paramore
BABYFATHER – Sade
HEY, SOUL SISTER (LIVE) – Train

Best Pop Collaboration with Vocals
AIRPLANES, PART II – B.o.B, Eminem & Hayley Williams
IMAGINE – Herbie Hancock, Pink, India.Arie, Seal, Konono No 1, Jeff Beck & Oumou Sangare
IF IT WASN’T FOR BAD – Elton John & Leon Russell
TELEPHONE – Lady Gaga & Beyoncé
CALIFORNIA GURLS – Katy Perry & Snoop Dogg

Best Pop Vocal Album
MY WORLD 2.0 – Justin Bieber
I DREAMED A DREAM – Susan Boyle
THE FAME MONSTER – Lady Gaga
BATTLE STUDIES – John Mayer
TEENAGE DREAM – Katy Perry

Best Dance Recording

ROCKET – Goldfrapp
IN FOR THE KILL – La Roux
DANCE IN THE DARK – Lady Gaga
ONLY GIRL (IN THE WORLD) – Rihanna
DANCING ON MY OWN – Robyn

Best Solo Rock Vocal Performance
RUN BACK TO YOUR SIDE – Eric Clapton
CROSSROADS – John Mayer
HELTER SKELTER – Paul McCartney
SILVER RIDER – Robert Plant
ANGRY WORLD – Neil Young

Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals

READY TO START – Arcade Fire
I PUT A SPELL ON YOU – Jeff Beck & Joss Stone
TIGHTEN UP – The Black Keys
RADIOACTIVE – Kings Of Leon
RESISTANCE – Muse

Best Hard Rock Performance
A LOOKING IN VIEW – Alice In Chains
LET ME HEAR YOU SCREAM – Ozzy Osbourne
BLACK RAIN – Soundgarden
BETWEEN THE LINES – Stone Temple Pilots
NEW FANG – Them Crooked Vultures

Best Rock Album
EMOTION & COMMOTION – Jeff Beck
THE RESISTANCE – Muse
BACKSPACER – Pearl Jam
MOJO – Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers
LE NOISE – Neil Young

Best Alternative Music Album
THE SUBURBS – Arcade Fire
INFINITE ARMS – Band Of Horses
BROTHERS – The Black Keys
BROKEN BELLS – Broken Bells
CONTRA – Vampire Weekend

Best Male R&B Vocal Performance
SECOND CHANCE – El DeBarge
FINDING MY WAY BACK – Jaheim
WHY WOULD YOU STAY – Kem
WE’RE STILL FRIENDS – (Kirk Whalum &) Musiq Soulchild
THERE GOES MY BABY – Usher

Best R&B Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals
LOVE – Chuck Brown, Jill Scott & Marcus Miller
TAKE MY TIME – Chris Brown & Tank
YOU’VE GOT A FRIEND – Ronald Isley & Aretha Franklin
SHINE – John Legend & The Roots
SOLDIER OF LOVE – Sade

Best Urban/Alternative Performance

LITTLE ONE – Bilal
F*** YOU – Cee Lo Green
ORION – Carolyn Malachi
TIGHTROPE – Janelle Monáe & Big Boi
STILL – Eric Roberson

Best R&B Album
THE LOVE & WAR MASTERPEACE – Raheem DeVaughn
BACK TO ME – Fantasia
ANOTHER ROUND – Jaheim
WAKE UP! – John Legend & The Roots
STILL STANDING – Monica

Best Rap Solo Performance
OVER – Drake
NOT AFRAID – Eminem
HOW LOW – Ludacris
I’M BACK – T.I.
POWER – Kanye West

You can see the full list of nominees over at Grammys.com. The show will take place at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Feb 13, 2011.

Maybe they'll kiss...

If Justin Beiber wins Best New Artist, I fully expect Kanye to ruin his acceptance speech.  It must happen!