Lindsay (Milka-Whaaaa?) is Suing E*TRADE
Oh, Lindsay. You Milkaholic, you.
Just because I rarely use Lindsay's surname, doesn't mean everyone else does the same. Just because I totally think the E*TRADE folks totally were referring to Lindsay in their "Milka-whaaa?" commercial, doesn't mean everyone else does.
Lindsay thinks she's right up there with the likes of Cher, Madonna and Oprah...you know, The One-Named Bitches. Her attorney had the gall to say:
"Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name Lindsay. They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan."
Subliminal?? It was blatant (read: blatantly hilarious). Personally, I think the Milkaholic should at least get royalties. Then the E*TRADE folks should re-shoot the ad with Lindsay in place of that little strawberry blond toddler girl in the black dress. Cha-CHING!
Am I the only one to speak out on Lindsay's behalf?
Don’t hate me because I think Lindsay Lohan looks hot.
Lindsay, with her "Signature" pose
I have a love/eyeroll relationship with La Lohan. Seems all she does it go to photoshoots, clubs and fashion shows. Now that I think about it, who wouldn't want to be living that life? We all sorta make fun of her, but gosh. It's like she's getting to have all the fun without doing any of the work. So???
ANYgay. Here are some photos by famed photographer Terry Richardson for a magazine called "Purple"-- yeah, I've never heard of it, either. Nevertheirregardless. Take a gander, won't you?
Panties? I guess not.
Sssshh. I still can't find my undies.
Hmmm...faux Jesus with a ciggie.
YIKES, Lindsay.
I'm ready for the barrage of insults from a few of you. I can take it.
Lindsay Lohan denies getting lip injections. Hooker, please.
Lindsay! Say, "Boooooooze!
Gotdamnit. Lindsay used to be cute.
Well, as long as it keeps her name in the tabloids (an my blog, forpitysake), Lindsay is in denial of stupid things.
via USWeekly.com
Lindsay Lohan is denying she got lip injections.
“I just need to get rid of… stuff,” she admitted to The Insider. “That’s personal stuff that I have to work on.”
After blogs pointed to a cut on her lip and speculated that she’d had a filler injected to puff out her pucker, the actress, 23, posted a photo of herself on Twitter, and wrote, “See! my lips are just as they’ve always been
lol-it’s nuts that i feel the need to give proof! what is this world coming to!!”
She also denied having an injection scar, despite a small mark visible in the TwitPic.
“Why are all of my friends asking me if I have a cut on my lip? Lol coz I don’t,” she wrote.
Lohan recently showed off her clutter-filled apartment, stuffed with hundreds of pairs of shoes."
Lindsay? First? Your pants are on fire. Oh, bad choice of words. Sorry **COUGHfirecrotchCOUGH**
Secondly? You used to be so stinkin' cute. Now, you look like an "after" meth-warning picture, you're getting into physical altercations (allegedly!) with Sam again, claiming you're a hoarder (you're just a hot, dirty mess) and cannot get a jobby-job to saver your soul.
Get it together, Linds.
Lindsay Lohan is a hoarder now? And are those pills I see in that purse?
Linds with Niecy Nash
What have we HERE?? Oxycontin, Vicodin, Xanax, OH MY!
First of all? Lindsay isn't a HOARDER, she's a FAME (W)HOARDER. Big difference. I've seen hoarders--in real life and on TV, and they tend not to have Polaroids of their thousands of pairs of shoes which are stacked in boxes. Nor do they have retail rolling racks for the clothing. Everything is piled everywhere. On top of crap. Sometimes it's even REAL HUMAN crap. (You know you watch that particular episode of "Hoarders"...don't deny it. Even Kathy Griffin admitted that very story of a woman in Washington State is her favorite. It's NAST.)
So, Lindsay? We all see the pill bottle in your enormous handbag, and I'll betcha dollars to donuts that's not the only one in there. You're not a hoarder, you're a slob with too many shoes.
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