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Lindsay Lohan Shreds Dress, Stylist Phillip Bloch Would Love To Work With Her Again, Career Will Perish


Earlier during Lindsay’s evening.

Lindsay Lohan appeared in the news again on Thursday, when reports surfaced that a couture dress she borrowed for amFAR’s New York event a few weeks ago was returned literally cut into pieces. 

Oh, Lindsay.

According to Lohan, the Theia gown, which was loaned to her “in good faith”, ripped accidentally so she borrowed scissors from a bouncer and chopped off the bottom half of it. 

Sure, Linds… because that’s always my first plan of action upon accidentally damaging a piece of clothing that doesn’t belong to me; haphazardly hacking it into a high-low mini-dress.


Good luck, Mr. Bloch.

Phillip Bloch, who styled the aging starlet for the event, corroborated her story and remarked that despite the incident, he would “definitely work with her again.” Also adding, “I would just lay down some ground rules and do my best to make sure it never happens again.”  Yeah dude, good call. And godspeed on the rest of your styling career.

With a hemline as erratic as her personal life, let’s all just be glad that Lindsay’s clothing line never got off the ground.

Lindsay Lohan Turns Down $550K To Do ‘Dancing With The Stars’

Really, Lindsay?


Shocking absolutely no one, Lindsay Lohan has made another horrible career choice.

TMZ reported this morning that La Lohan has made the decision to turn down an offer to appear on next season of  ‘Dancing With the Stars’ solely because she doesn’t want to do reality TV.  (She WILL take $250K worth of furniture from the Bravo network’s Million Dollar Decorators, though.)  That doesn’t COUNT, you guys!!”

That’s good, Linds. Everything else is in shambles, but above all else, gotta keep those standards intact. 

The actress reportedly turned down multiple offers to be a contestant; making up to $550k, which is up to five times what most DWTS contestants make. And definitely a good place to start paying off all that debt, no? 

“Dancing With the Dorks” – Bristol Palin and Mark Balas

It’s no secret that appearing on Dancing with the Stars has launched comebacks for countless C-list “celebrities” that society has practically forgotten before they reappeared on prime time television screens, decked out in ridiculous sparkling outfits, collectively impressing us with ballroom dancing skills that nobody ever knew they had. Or, in some cases, that they absolutely do not have. Which, let’s be real… is even better.  

In offering up such a payout just to get Lilo to sign on, DWTS producers seem blithely aware of the ratings spike they would achieve from the amount of viewers that would tune in solely to see Lohan on live television, waiting for her to prove all her naysayers right and fall on her face in a drunken haze. 

Chances are, Lindsay is quite aware, as well. The actress recently told friends that she would never consider reality television, and that she wants to stick solely to films. 

Okay girl, let us know how that works out for you.

Lindsay Lohan Is An Escort?

Oh, Lindsay.


I am Julia’s Complete Lack of Surprise.  (Can one watch Fight Club too many times?  No. And NO.)  SeemsStar Magazine is coming out with a story the we in the celebrity gossip industry — read:  “we who fool around on the internet all day long” —  have  been hearing for a couple of years.

Rumor has it that Lindsay’s mother Dina is pimping her daughter out as an (and I QUOTE) “high class escort” to wealthy “businessmen” from all over the world.

Lindsay And Dina in London

“One of Lindsay’s most high profile clients is the man who is third in line to the throne of Brunei, a small country in Southeast Asia: Prince Haji Abdul Azim.

A billionaire playboy who loves American celebrities, he allegedly paid Lindsay a whopping $100,000 to join him in London for a New Year’s celebration.

 And wealthy Spanish-American painter Domingo Zapata reportedly supported the troubled actress for much longer than a holiday.

“Domingo let Lindsay live in his penthouse at the Bowery Hotel in NYC for free and at his L.A. pad at Chateau Marmont [for months],” says one of his confidantes. “They’re both super swanky. No way Lindsay could’ve afforded either of them for such long periods of time on her own.”

I suppose we should all throw the word “ALLEGEDLY” around regarding this story, but really?  Is anyone shocked by this mess?  I’m being serious.

YOU tell ME.