Just so we’re clear.
I don’t want to see that monstrosity of a plate full of boiled meat, potatoes and vegetables on the NBC cafeteria menu on St. Patrick’s Day . I may heave right now just looking at that photo. For reals.
Nor do I want anything remotely close to crepes, raspberry/chocolate mousse, wine and bread for Bastille Day. I’ll be offended. Wait. No. I won’t.
Yes. I’m Irish and French. Do NOT eff with me.