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Happy Birthday, Pee-Wee Herman!

"I KNOW you are, but what am I??"

Oh, Pee-Wee.  Happy 58th (WHAAAA???) Birthday to the silliest boy in Puppetland!

Here are just a couple of superfunny clips. (The video with Pteri singing, “My name is Pteri…) is one that I have to watch on a loop with 2-year old Felix and then the song is stuck in my head for 72 hours–which is appropriate, since that’s the amount of time one has to spend once we’re involuntarily locked up in the Party House – aka The Psych Ward, Bitches!)

My name is Cray-Cray, my name is Cray-Cray!!  SING with me!! Or ELSE!!

And this clip?  Alex and Hunter still say I’m nutty like Miss Yvonne…”is she PRETTY?? Is she prettier than me????” This started when they were TINY.  Sarcastic little buttholes…

via Pee-Wee Herman LIVE at the Roxy Theater:

And this gem…

“AAAAHHHHHRRRR!!!”  (Funny thing, Felix sees Mrs. Jelly Donut and says “MAMA!”  Sssshhhh..don’t tell Dayna.)

Bummer about Cowboy Curtis's daughter and those movies she's making now, huh?

Oh, and everyone on the east coast? I hate you.  Here’s why:

PeeWee's BROADWAY SHOW poster, kids!

Official Press Release via PeeWee.com

PEE-WEE HERMAN is an American icon. His groundbreaking Saturday morning television show and hyperkinetic, bow-tied persona shaped a generation. Now, at long last, Pee-wee’s starring ON BROADWAY in a LIVE extravaganza!

Big, bold and uniquely fabulous, THE PEE-WEE HERMAN SHOW is a stage play with music that reunites Pee-wee (the one-and-only PAUL REUBENS) with the beloved Playhouse gang – Miss Yvonne, Mailman Mike, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Pterri, Conky, Chairry and many more! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see Pee-wee’s Playhouse come to wacky, unpredictable life!

Get ready to be amazed, scream real loud and laugh even louder at THE PEE-WEE HERMAN SHOW at Broadway’s Stephen Sondheim Theatre. It’s so good, you’ll want to marry it!

The Men's Wearhouse - for all your Pee-Wee Herman needs! Photo: Felix's Dad, Alex.

Y’all know I could go on ALL DAY about Pee-Wee.  Today’s Secret Word is PEE-WEE, so SCREAM REAL LOUD!!!

Happy Birthday, Laurence Fishburne. Sorry your daughter, Montana’s a porn star now.

Fishburne is currently starring in CBS's CSI series.

Fishburne as "Morpheus" from the Matrix Trilogy.

Wow.  What a crappy birthday present.  It’s being reported all over the place that  actor Laurence Fishburne’s daughter, Montana,  is making sex tapes as her vehicle to fame and fortune.  This is a family in dire need of family therapy…like, probably years ago.  Behavior like this doesn’t just occur overnight.  What the HELL happened here?  I’m not sure I really need to know.  I just find it tragic that a young woman feels that making sex tapes (let’s just call it PORN, shall we?) will help her on her way to obtain fame and money, a la` Kim Kardashian.

Thanks, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, et al.

via TMZ:

TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment — explaining, “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape.” Unlike the celeb she admires — Montana is not arguing that her tape was stolen or obtained illegally.  We’re told the flick is set to be released in August.

Montana also talked to CarltonJordan.com about her new gig, saying “The first time is really nerve racking … but, I have a lot of at-home experience.”

Ummm.  Eww.  “At-home experience”?   Montana made probably one of the most horrible statements a parent ever wants to hear:

via NYPost.com

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid,” Fishburne said in the press release.” I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

My stomach hurts.  Believe me. Something is going on in this family for a young girl like Montana to make the pathetic decision of becoming a pornstar, rather than WORK for a more sensible career.