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My Laptop Is a Diseased Little Whore

 

My laptop tested positive for a great many viruses and is currently in the ICU under a plastic tent gasping for air.  It’s no wonder, really.  She wasn’t always safe about things or the places she traveled.  Now she’s at risk of losing her job, her friends, and her place on the lap of the one who loved her the most.

We need a prayer circle for this dirty little laptop of mine, y’all.