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Katie Holmes Covers October Issue of Vanity Fair – Scientology Exposed By Maureen Orth

Katie Holmes – October Vanity Fair

Let’s just say that I’m settling IN for this article by Vanity Fair Special Correspondent, Maureen Orth about what “Katie Didn’t Know“.  I’m actually rubbing my hands together…shit’s ’bout to get REAL.  Believe me.  NO ONE wants the brilliant, diligent and investigative Maureen Orth all up in their business–just ask Vladimir Putin, Madonna, Woody Allen or Michael Jackson.  (Well.  You get the idea.)

Here’s a little taste of what’s to come in the October issue of Vanity Fair regarding (gasp!) the truth about Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, wife-auditions, and the nasty cult Church of Scientology:

“In the October issue, Vanity Fairspecial correspondent Maureen Orth reports that in 2004 Scientology embarked on a top-secret project headed by Shelly Miscavige, wife of Scientology chief David Miscavige, which involved finding a girlfriend for Tom Cruise. According to several sources, the organization devised an elaborate auditioning process in which actresses who were already Scientology members were called in, told they were auditioning for a new training film, and then asked a series of curious questions including: “What do you think of Tom Cruise?” Marc Headley, a Scientologist from age seven, who says he watched a number of the audition videotapes when he was head of Scientology’s in-house studio, tells Orth, “It’s not like you only have to please your husband—you have to toe the line for Scientology.” Both Nicole Kidman and Penélope Cruz ran afoul of Scientology and David Miscavige, according to another former Scientologist. “You can’t do anything to displease Scientology, because Tom Cruise will freak out,” Headley says. (Scientology representatives deny that any such search took place and have dismissed several of the story’s sources as disgruntled apostates. David Miscavige and Tom Cruise declined to be interviewed.)”

Good Lord.  I’m gonna lap this up like cream, I tell ya.  I certainly hope Ms. Orth has bodyguards.

 

**CoughBlackSUVsCough**

 

Suri Is Learning to Ride a Bike, While Still Being Carried Around Like a Baby At 6

Suri the infant, being carried by Mom.

I doubt there will come a time when I’m not beating this dead horse called “Suri Must Never Walk“.  I do hope alla y’all remember this child is SIX years of age.  Maybe I’d have better upper body strength if I had carried my kids around until they graduated from high school. (And for those of you shouting at the screen that I emotionally lug my adult sons around–SHUTTY.)

Use your BRAKES and quit scuffing your shoes!

Here we have Katie (no longer Kate!) after calling all paps to snap away at Suri’s “normal life” now that they have escaped Tommy Girl’s Co$ clutches.

I’m bored, too.  You’re not the only one.

Stinkfoot Suri Can’t Be Bothered To Walk. That’s All.

That KID!!

 

That kid is bloody ENORMOUS, is what she is.  Honestly.  I’ve left all of them alone since the announcement of the divorce of the year, but I just can’t with the carrying.  I mean, WHERE is Katie under all that kid?

Really, Katie??

I don’t buy the notion that “oh, Suri’s SCARED!” and thus needs to be carried like a tiny baby.  She’s six bloody years old, high spirited, bossy, used to getting her own way, and dare I say, spoiled rotten. Look. At. Her!!  Here’s Katie lugging that KID around MOMA earlier today.

Remember this photo?  Suri took after some paps last year at the airport.  I’m sure they took their photos and ran like hell.  I would’ve.

Remember this?

It’s not just me, is it? Come ON.

Disapproving head-shake here.