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Okay, this is just mean. Mean, mean, FUNNY, mean.

I saw this photo of actor Judge Reinhold and his wife Amy on The Internets today.  The first thing I thought of was, “when did Judge turn into Eric Stoltz in full make-up from Mask?”

Seriously. Would you have known who this was, had I not told you?
Eric Stoltz in "Mask" - or IS it?

I know.   I’m awful and I’m going to hell.  Worse than that, I’m dangerously close to sounding like a very bitchy blogger who regularly irritates me.   Surprisingly enough, I’m not talking about that Pink Pig – it’s a female blogger I’m referring to, and for once I’m not naming names.

Sometimes I just write about what I’m thinking…and probably what you’re thinking, too.

See you in hell!!

Lindsay (Milka-Whaaaa?) is Suing E*TRADE

Oh, Lindsay. You Milkaholic, you.

Just because I rarely use Lindsay’s surname, doesn’t mean everyone else does the same.  Just because I totally think the E*TRADE folks totally were referring to Lindsay in their “Milka-whaaa?” commercial, doesn’t mean everyone else does.

Lindsay thinks she’s right up there with the likes of Cher, Madonna and Oprah…you know, The One-Named Bitches.  Her attorney had the gall to say:

“Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name Lindsay. They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”

Subliminal??   It was blatant (read: blatantly hilarious).  Personally, I think the Milkaholic should at least get royalties.  Then the E*TRADE folks should re-shoot the ad with Lindsay in place of that little strawberry blond toddler girl in the black dress.  Cha-CHING!

Am I the only one to speak out on Lindsay’s behalf?