I saw this photo of actor Judge Reinhold and his wife Amy on The Internets today. The first thing I thought of was, “when did Judge turn into Eric Stoltz in full make-up from Mask?”
I know. I’m awful and I’m going to hell. Worse than that, I’m dangerously close to sounding like a very bitchy blogger who regularly irritates me. Surprisingly enough, I’m not talking about that Pink Pig – it’s a female blogger I’m referring to, and for once I’m not naming names.
Sometimes I just write about what I’m thinking…and probably what you’re thinking, too.
Just because I rarely use Lindsay’s surname, doesn’t mean everyoneelse does the same. Just because I totally think the E*TRADE folks totally were referring to Lindsay in their “Milka-whaaa?” commercial, doesn’t mean everyone else does.
Lindsay thinks she’s right up there with the likes of Cher, Madonna and Oprah…you know, The One-Named Bitches. Her attorney had the gall to say:
“Manycelebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name Lindsay. They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”
Subliminal?? It was blatant (read: blatantly hilarious). Personally, I think the Milkaholic should at least get royalties. Then the E*TRADE folks should re-shoot the ad with Lindsay in place of that little strawberry blond toddler girl in the black dress. Cha-CHING!
Am I the only one to speak out on Lindsay’s behalf?