Words are good, words are awesome, words express ideas! And I have none of them. No words! Bryan Fuller (is our King) has taken a photo with Jodie Foster (Queen FOREVER, duh) and can the two of them look any cuter?! giawo;ngiawo;gnawio;gaw Captioning it “WHEN #HANNIBAL WORLDS COLLIDE”, Bry just posted the pic to Twitter and I can’t even deal aside from the obligatory shaking and crying.
Our King and Queen in the same room together, much less looking entirely, and rightfully, too pleased with themselves?! *wails* SAINTS CARRY ME AWAY.
Then this happened and I had to grab a paper bag to breathe into:
I mean…HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE?! Even if there’s no guarantee it’ll happen, look at them! They adore each other! I’m just…
Jodie Foster felt it was appropriate behavior to smack up a teenager who was taking a photo of her at the fancy-pants mall in L.A., The Grove. Jodie’s GD lucky a 17-year old even recognized her ass. Listen to this. Good LAWD.
Here’s the police report, via RadarOnline:
“Vict while at The Grove saw susp and began to take pics of susp with his camera then walked to the valet area of The Grove. Susp followed vict, poked him on his chest, grabbed vict by his left arm causing visible injury.”
Who does that? Okay, a lot of a-holes in Hollywood might–but this kid wasn’t the paparazzi. He was just a kid with a camera out with his family. It gets better:
“The alleged victim’s father told Radar, “Jodie Foster attacked my son at the parking lot at The Grove. Jodie pushed and shoved him leaving scratches and bruises on his arm.”The father contends that Foster’s behavior horrified her sons, ages 8 and 11.
“She came after him, poked him in the chest and said, ‘Do you even have a mother you slime ball?'” “He didn’t mouth back at all and was scared of her,” he said. “At one point Jodie’s son even came over to my son and apologized. Her kids were really embarrassed.”
Wait. Jodie’s son came over to apologize for his mom’s behavior? Somehow I doubt this is the first time Jodie’s kids have seem their mom flip out.
Hey, Jodie! You’re being a total hot-head and y’all need to simmer the eff down.
UPDATE: via People.com
“Jodie Foster is speaking out against allegations that she attacked a young man outside an L.A. mall, telling PEOPLE the accusations and the police report filed by the teenager are a “fabrication” of what really happened.
“This guy was most definitely a professional paparazzo,” the actress’s rep tells PEOPLE. “He had a large camera bag and 1000mm telephoto lens. He tailed Jodie and followed her all the way from the movie theater to the valet.”
Why is it I can still totally picture Jodie pulling this crap? She seems a bit of an angry sort.