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Couples News and Baby News!

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Over the weekend iconic director George Lucas and longtime girlfriend Mellody Hobson were married. The couple were wed at Skywalker Ranch (where else?) on June 22 and had another ceremony at Chicago’s Promontory Park the following week. A number of  ‘Star Wars’ alumni were there, including two Luke Skywalkers, Mark Hamill and Hayden Christensen, and the voice of Yoda, Frank Oz. Other notable guests were Chicago Mayer Rahm Emanuel, ‘CBS This Morning’ anchor Gayle King and Robin Williams.

Though Lucas had chosen the music for the ceremony, (I wonder if they walked down the aisle to Darth Vader’s “The Imperial March?”), Hobson wanted some very special entertainment for the reception: Prince rocked for 90 minutes, playing hits like “1999″ and “Little Red Corvette” for the couple and crowd. There were also purple clues scattered about as to who the big guest would be. Mellody wore Nina Ricci for the Chicago reception, and Peter Soronen for her California nuptials. May the force be with them!

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So, remember when you didn’t care about Avril Lavigne getting engaged to rocker, and I use that term looselyChad Kroger? Well, you aren’t going to care about their wedding either, but we hear that it was a lavish affair. The couple officially tied the knot on Monday in the south of France, sources confirmed to US Weekly. A little over 100 guests watched the 28-year old Lavigne exchange vows with the 38-year old Kroger in a black wedding dress designed by Monique Lhuillier. Oh of course it was black. The ceremony was held in the gothic-themed Chateau de la Napoule medieval castle near Cannes. I’m sure we were all expecting some white trash get-together with kegs tied to the back of a pickup truck, oh well. Congrats!

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Jessica Simpson gave birth to her second child on Sunday June 30, a son she named Ace Knute. Simpsons explained that the baby’s middle name is pronounced “Ka-nute” and is said to be the first name of her fiance Eric Johnson‘s Swedish paternal grandfather. Here I thought he was named after that little polar bear. Little Ace was delivered by C-Section in Los Angeles and is said to have a dimpled chin just like his dad. D’awww. Ace joins big sister Maxwell, who is 14 months old.

Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant Again?

“…and one’s on the way!” – By Loretta Lynn

Well.  If this is true, it appears Jessica sure knows how to do sumthin’. (That would be a Coal Miner’s Daughter reference, y’all.) You know, one wants a cookie and another needsa changin’ and…one’s on the waayyyy”

 

 

Oh, Jessica.  Really?  US Magazine sure sounds positive that it’s true.  Seems Weight Watchers have even weighed in (sorry) (not really) about Jessica’s “condition”.

 

Jessica, just a few days ago at a Macy’s event.

via USMagazine.com

“Any questions related to Jessica’s personal life can only be answered by her team,” Stephanie Schulman, Weight Watchers’ public relations manager, told E! News Wednesday. “We do not disclose financial details about our relationships with any of our ambassadors.”Since welcoming baby Maxwell on May 1 (her first child with fiance Eric Johnson), designer/actress/singer Simpson, 32, has been focused on her bonding with her little one — and slimming down after her much-discussed 70-pound pregnancy weight gain with help from Weight Watchers (plus some extra motivation in the form of a rumored $4 million paycheck from the company.)

I tell ya what.  I don’t envy Jessica if she is pregnant again.  Another pregnancy so soon after her first baby won’t be easy on her, that’s for sure.  Life in the spotlight, folks watchin’ her gain weight and criticizin’ can’t be fun.

I like Jessica.  Fingers cross that all goes well for her.  Bless her heart.

Papa Joe Simpson Got A WeHo Makeover As The Young Gold Digging Boyfriend Surfaces

Joe Simpson stepped out in Los Angeles on Thursday sporting a look that is a far cry from his usual ill-fitting suit and tie or slacks and and sport coat dad-apparel of yesteryear.  That HAIR though, you guys.

In the photos, taken by TMZ, Papa Joe rocks the shit out of a fitted yellow sweater and black skinny jeans, with matching bright yellow kicks. Now it’s Daddy-Apparel!  Go on, Boo.

This makeover comes approximately a month after divorce papers were filed by Tina Simpson, and only weeks after reports that Simpson has recently come out as gay to his soon-to-be-ex-wife and daughters, Jessica and Ashlee. Gay, and involved with a paramour blabber-mouth gold digger more than 30 years his junior.

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Early Saturday, Radar Online disclosed the identity of said alleged paramour.

Reports surfaced that the man in question is a 21-year-old aspiring “model” named Bryce Chandler Hill. The “anonymous source” that came forward, told Radar Online that Chandler Hill has been heard bragging throughout West Hollywood about his on/off relationship with Papa Joe, that has lasted for over a year. Sources say the two met through T.J. Espinoza, who is a close friend of Jessica and Ashlee.

Ugh. Gold digging cliche`…

Although Bryce Chandler Hill tweeted Friday night that the story is “simply not true,” assorted twitter interactions between he and Joe Simpson himself that have surfaced aren’t doing much to support his claims.

If high school ever taught us anything, it’s that if two people are interacting with one another — then yeah, they’re probably fucking.  Since Papa Joe won’t tweet me back, I guess only time will tell.

One more thing: PLEASE tell us everyone kissed and made up and that Ken Paves did Papa Joe’s highlights!!