Around this time last year, we were all on our high horses and/or Huffy bikes about PigPen’s Uncle Jesse cheatin’ on America’s Sweetheart, Sandra Bullock. Oh, what a difference a year makes. Jesse MEANS it this time, you guys.
Get a load of what Jesse James had to say about his upcoming nuptials to Kat Von D…
“You know sometimes the public and press gets it wrong. This is one of those times. 2010 was actually the best year of my life because I fell in love with my best friend. An amazing woman who stood behind me when the world turned their backs,” James tells PEOPLE exclusively.
“I have never met anyone so kind and loving and committed to making the world a better place every day. My love for her is beyond description. So honored that she said ‘yes.’ Growing old with her is going to be a f—-n’ blast!”
Good thing my hair is in a perpetual pony-tail…no one had to hold my scraggly mop back while I spewed after reading that verbal overdose of ipecac.
Gross. And guess what else? I don’t even wanna imagine the little tattooed-at-birth-piece-of-white-trash these two could produce. No.
Oh, but before I forget, I understand the happy couple is registered with the L.A. County Health Department. Hep C vaccines are at the top of their list.
Wow. That was fast. Sandra Bullock and Jesse James’s divorce is FI-NAL. I’d say she had a pretty iron-clad prenup (or he just tucked-tail and ran) since it was accomplished and finalized so quickly.
“…both Sandra and Jesse signed the final documents last week. Sealed documents have been filed with the clerk’s office in Travis County, Texas — sources tell us they are the papers making the divorce final.
Sandra filed for divorce back on April 23, saying the marriage “has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities.”
Does that mean Sandy is planning for a sibling for sweet little Louis? I’m curious, too, as to the rumors about Jesse moving to Austin to be closer to Sandy–so his kids can still be a part of her life. Frankly, those children need someone like Sandra in their lives.
Nightline should have some big numbers tonight. Jesse James is spilling his sweet little, tiny guts (complete with tears) during an interview with ABC reporter, Vicki Mabrey.
Oh, Jesse. I’ve heard of self-sabotaging a good thing, but really? REALLY? I don’t know how I feel about this interview. Usually I have an immediate guttural reaction to things like this. I’ll get back to you.
No. You know what? Here’s how I feel: Jesse did this interview for one reason, and one reason only–he doesn’t want to be “The Most Hated Man” anymore. At the end of the day, I think Jesse’s just really, really stupid.