In what isn’t Spice Girls news, Jennifer Aniston just got engaged to boyfriend Justin Theroux on Friday. “Justin Theroux had an amazing birthday on Friday, receiving an extraordinary gift when his girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, accepted his proposal of marriage,” his rep told People.
Aniston, 43, and Theroux, 41, met while shooting their gawd-awful film ‘Wanderlust‘ and have been together for about a year. We know Jennifer used to be married to that dude from ‘Fight Club‘ but this will be Justin’s first marriage.
Let’s all prepare ourselves for the unnecessary engagement ring comparisons betweenJennifer’s
A number of golden popcorns were handed out at Movie Awards, hosted this year by Russell Brand. Not much happened, the Miss USA pageant was more exciting, but the show was highlighted with a performance by The Black Keys featuring Johnny Depp. Depp was given the “Generation Award,” which is apparently a thing now, by Steven Tyler and Joe Perry of Aerosmith. I guess Keith Richards wasn’t available.
Oh, and Aniston pretended to be “surprised” at her win for “Best On-Screen Dirtbag”. As IF she would’ve attended had she not already known she was being given such a prestigious award. Come ON. (You know how human beings’ noses and ears continue to grow with age? I think Aniston’schin is getting bigger–and it’s NOT just in this photo!)
Anyway, here are the winners!
Movie of the Year
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
Best Male Performance Josh Hutcherson, The Hunger Games
Best Female Performance Jennifer Lawrence, The Hunger Games
Breakthrough Performance Shailene Woodley, The Descendants
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2
Best Kiss Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
Best Fight Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson vs. Alexander Ludwig, The Hunger Games
Best On-Screen Dirtbag Jennifer Aniston, Horrible Bosses
Best On-Screen Transformation Elizabeth Banks, The Hunger Games
Best Music “Party Rock Anthem,” LMFAO (21 Jump Street)
Yes, as Kanye would say it, “OF ALL TIME!” Who made this decision? The guys over at Men’s Health put out a list of the 100 Hottest Women of All Time and 42-year-old Jennifer Aniston topped the list. While I can applaud them for making an unconventional choice, of all time? Really?
She ranks above Raquel Welch who was #2, Marilyn Monroe who was #3 and Britney Spears and Jen’s “rival” Angelina Jolie round out the Top 5.
“Funny is sexy, and Jennifer Aniston is funny,” explains the site of Aniston’s coup. “Her down-to-earth persona makes her seem attainable. . . And her all-too-human love life off screen inspires sympathy that not even a string of bland romantic comedies can diminish. Other sex symbols drift toward one-dimensionality, becoming flat icons in the process, but throughout her career Aniston has remained sexy, funny, and unmistakably real.”
Aniston spoke out about the honor and talked about her picks for sexiest women,
“It’s a tie between Bridgitte Bardot and Gloria Steinem. But if I had to choose one, I’d say Gloria because, well, she’s the full package. That’s sexy.”
Oh, shut up, Jen.
Other women on the list include, Tina Turner all the way back at #99 (I can’t), Mad Men‘s Christina Hendricks at #87, just above Grace Kelly, Elizabeth Taylor at #69, the woman who has almost had as many marriages as her, Jennifer Lopez at #60 and Beyonce at #33.
You can check out the rest of this possibly randomly put together list here.