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Beyonce Pregnant With Second Child?

 

Is Blue Ivy going to be a big sister soon? Honestly. There has been no official statement regarding Beyonce’s pregnancy status, so it could all be a ruse much like Beyonce’s first pregnancy *COUGH SURROGATE COUGH*.  Here’s what we (sort of) know so far:

Bey attending the Met Gala last week

via: zap2it.com

“…multiple sources are confirming that Beyonce is pregnant with her second child with Jay-Z. Recently the singer told ABC News that she wanted to have more kids, and wished for her daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, to experience being a big sister.

 Following the Met Gala, music industry insiders said Beyonce was expecting, but she still made no announcement. After her canceled concert in Belgium, Beyonce wrote an apology note to her fans, which was posted on Facebook, noting that she was feeling better after missing the show and was ready to return to the stage.

I’m not a huge conspiracy theorist…but I am a bit when it comes to Beyonce and Jay-Z and all their media-manipulating shenanigans. (See? I even use words like ruse and shenanigans when posting about the couple. Oh, and Illuminati.) 

What about Bey’s enormous Mrs. Carter Show World Tour Sponsored By Pepsi? Cancelled? Foam bellies of all sizes? YOU tell ME.

Thoughts? Is she? Isn’t she? Let me say this about THAT: I am completely out of shits to give about surrogacy, adoption, water births, mountain cliff births, back yard in the kiddie pool births–do WHATEVER. Just don’t lie about it and say how magical and golden and how windswept your hair was with the final PUSH, because that’s just crap.

Beyonce’s strange baby bump in 2011

In the meantime, I’ll leave you with this gem from our girl, Wendy Williams from 2011. Watch it all the way through.


Ohforpitysake.

Let’s Chat About Kate’s ‘Official Portrait’, Shall We?

How bloody EMBARRASSING.

 

I’m THISCLOSE to starting a new blog called PoorKate.com.  Seriously.  This painting had to be chosen by the Queen and her Horse-in-Law, Camilla.  I can see these two biddies elbowing each other and snickering behind Poor Kate’s back.  Or right in FRONT of her back.  Wrinkles, bags and jowls.  Oh my.

As IF Kate doesn’t feel crappy enough with her difficult and barfy pregnancy, she has to presented with an Official Portrait of her poor self looking like she’s never seen the light of day, but has aged 25 years since her wedding day, all while still wearing that blue dress.

I’m tempted to Photoshop this horrible thing on Poor Kate’s behalf.  What do YOU guys think?  Is it just me??