Oh look. It’s Tallulah Belle’s mom all gussied up for the Met Gala from the other night. How on earth did we miss Demi Moore? [Editor’s Note: I’m using my Judgey McJudgerson-voice right now, in case it’s not being properly implied.]
This bitch. Can we discuss the get-up first? Seriously? A feathered dress and a fascinator? Right bloody after The Royal Wedding? I don’t care if Philip Treacy did design the thing–it’s TOO SOON. I actually felt a full-on cringe seeing Demi pretending to attend Will and Kate’s nuptials.
I think that rather than attending the Met Gala, this mother of three girls should be at home tending to the youngest who seems to have an alcohol problem.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … cops spotted three girls getting out of a car in Hollywood at around 11:00 PM [on 4/30/2011], carrying what appeared to be two bottles of alcohol. The officers probed further and determined it was indeed the hard stuff. Here’s the problem … all three girls are underage.
Tallulah Belle and her cohorts were cited at the scene for underage possession — but since Tallulah Belle — who has appeared in “The Scarlet Letter” and “The Whole Ten Yards” — is a minor, cops couldn’t just release her …. they needed to find an adult to pick her up .
So Tallulah Belle called Bruce … but a dutiful Demi did the hard labor, getting in a car and retrieving T.B.”
Oh, one more thing. I think Tallulah is the answer to some really icky Blind Items over the past couple of months. Look it UP, Donna.