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‘Rock of Ages’ Official Trailer – Someone get me a barf bag? Tom Cruise, Alec Baldwin, Julianne Hough


Here’s what I’d like to do: watch this “film” (and I use that term loosely) with the members of Poison, Joan Jett, Journey–(WITH Steve Perry) and Mötley Crüe, (even though their music isn’t featured in the movie–it would just be hilarious to hear Nikki Sixx’s, et al, snide remarks, à la Crow, Tom Servo and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ).

Okay. Y’all’ve been warned:


I’m gonna be givin’ y’all straightupness truth here:  I’m terrified of Tom Cruise. I don’t even need to explain why…everyone and I mean everyone knows what a GD phony, scary-ass, control-freeeeeak, mind-controlling zealot-y loon this dude is.  (See this Blind Item for more “proof”.)

Alec Baldwin did make me chuckle once during this trailer, but for Chrissake?  Julianne Hough walking down Hollywood Blvd. all innocent-like with a suitcase just the way Christina Aguilera did in Feather Boa “Burlesque”?  This entire thing looks like one hot steaming mess on the red carpet.  (Did I mention I NEVER want to see Tommy Girl shirtless ever again? I’ve got the “warm drools” and it’s on-deck…HEAVE!)

I can smell the rancid stink and this crap hasn’t even been released yet.