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Emmy Winners 2013 – Full List of Eyerolls and Headshakes

 

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston went home EMPTY HANDED??
Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston went home EMPTY HANDED in the Acting Category??

If ONLY you had been in my house last night.  In any room, really. The screeching profanity that spewed out of my cake hole was deafening when neither Aaron Paul or Bryan Cranston won for Breaking Bad.  Then THIS happened:

 

 

In fact, I turned the awards show OFF and switched over to the final episode of Dexter then promptly moved on to my beloved and dying Breaking Bad’s second to last episode EVER.  

Rob Lowe was ROBBED, I tell ya!
Rob Lowe was ROBBED, I tell ya!

Oh, and I’m STILL mad about Rob Lowe being completely snubbed for his BRILLIANT work in Behind The Candelabra.

ANYsourgrapes.  Here are your 2013 Emmy Winners:

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Nurse Jackie • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Lionsgate Television, A Caryn Mandabach Production, Clyde Phillips Productions, Jackson Group Entertainment
Merritt Wever as Zoey Barkow

Outstanding Writing For A Comedy Series
30 Rock • Last Lunch • NBC • Broadway Video and Little Stranger, Inc. in association with Universal Television
Tina Fey, Written by
Tracey Wigfield, Written by

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Veep • HBO • Dundee Productions in association with HBO Entertainment
Tony Hale as Gary Walsh

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Veep • HBO • Dundee Productions in association with HBO Entertainment
Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Selina Meyer

Outstanding Directing For A Comedy Series
Modern Family • Arrested • ABC • Picador Productions & Steve Levitan Productions in association with 20th Century Fox Television
Gail Mancuso, Directed by

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
The Big Bang Theory • CBS • Chuck Lorre Productions, Inc. in association with Warner Bros. Television
Jim Parsons as Sheldon Cooper

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Miniseries Or A Movie
The Big C: Hereafter • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Sony Pictures Television, Perkins Street Productions, Farm Kid, Original Film
Laura Linney as Cathy Jamison

Outstanding Writing For A Drama Series
Homeland • Q&A • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Fox 21, Teakwood Lane Productions, Cherry Pie Productions, Keshet
Henry Bromell, Written by

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
Breaking Bad • AMC • Sony Pictures Television
Anna Gunn as Skyler White

Outstanding Reality-Competition Program
The Voice • NBC • One Three, Inc., Talpa Media USA, Inc. in association with Warner Horizon Television
John De Mol, Executive Producer
Mark Burnett, Executive Producer
Audrey Morrissey, Executive Producer
Stijn Bakkers, Executive Producer
Lee Metzger, Executive Producer
Chad Hines, Co-Executive Producer
Jim Roush, Co-Executive Producer
Amanda Zucker, Co-Executive Producer
Nicolle Yaron, Senior Supervising Producer
Mike Yurchuk, Senior Supervising Producer
Kyra Thompson, Supervising Producer
Teddy Valenti, Senior Producer
May Johnson, Producer
Carson Daly, Producer
Ashley Baumann, Producer
Keith Dinielli, Producer

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
Boardwalk Empire • HBO • Leverage, Closest to the Hole Productions, Sikelia Productions and Cold Front Productions in association with HBO Entertainment
Bobby Cannavale as Gyp Rosetti

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
The Newsroom • HBO • HBO Entertainment
Jeff Daniels as Will McAvoy

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
Homeland • Showtime • Showtime Presents, Fox 21, Teakwood Lane Productions, Cherry Pie Productions, Keshet
Claire Danes as Carrie Mathison

Outstanding Directing For A Drama Series
House Of Cards • Chapter 1 • Netflix • Donen/Fincher/Roth and Trigger Street Productions, Inc. in association with Media Rights Capital for Netflix
David Fincher, Directed by

Outstanding Writing For A Variety Series
The Colbert Report • Comedy Central • Hello Doggie, Inc. with Busboy Productions and Spartina Productions
Opus Moreschi, Head Writer
Stephen Colbert, Writer
Tom Purcell, Writer
Rich Dahm, Writer
Barry Julien, Writer
Michael Brumm, Writer
Rob Dubbin, Writer
Jay Katsir, Writer
Frank Lesser, Writer
Glenn Eichler, Writer
Meredith Scardino, Writer
Max Werner, Writer
Eric Drysdale, Writer
Dan Guterman, Writer
Paul Dinello, Writer
Nate Charny, Writer
Bobby Mort, Writer

Outstanding Directing For A Variety Series
Saturday Night Live • Host: Justin Timberlake • NBC • SNL Studios in association with Universal Television and Broadway Video
Don Roy King, Directed by

Outstanding Choreography
Dancing With The Stars • Routines: Hey Pachuco / Para Los Rumberos / Walking On Air • ABC • BBC Worldwide Productions
Derek Hough, Choreographer

Outstanding Variety Series
The Colbert Report • Comedy Central • Hello Doggie, Inc. with Busboy Productions and Spartina Productions
Stephen Colbert, Host/Executive Producer
Tom Purcell, Executive Producer
Jon Stewart, Executive Producer
Meredith Bennett, Co-Executive Producer
Rich Dahm, Co-Executive Producer
Barry Julien, Co-Executive Producer
Tanya Bracco, Supervising Producer
Emily Lazar, Supervising Producer
Paul Dinello, Supervising Producer
Matt Lappin, Supervising Producer

Outstanding Writing For A Miniseries, Movie Or A Dramatic Special
The Hour • BBC America • A Kudos Film and Television / BBC America
co-production
Abi Morgan, Written by

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Miniseries Or A Movie
American Horror Story: Asylum • FX Networks • 20th Century Fox Television
James Cromwell as Dr. Arthur Arden

Outstanding Directing For A Miniseries, Movie Or A Dramatic Special
Behind The Candelabra • HBO • Jerry Weintraub Productions in association with HBO Films
Steven Soderbergh, Directed by

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Miniseries Or A Movie
Political Animals • USA • Berlanti Productions and Laurence Mark Productions in association with Warner Horizon Television
Ellen Burstyn as Margaret Barrish Worthington

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Miniseries Or A Movie
Behind The Candelabra • HBO • Jerry Weintraub Productions in association with HBO Films
Michael Douglas as Liberace

Outstanding Miniseries Or Movie
Behind The Candelabra • HBO • Jerry Weintraub Productions in association with HBO Films
Jerry Weintraub, Executive Producer
Gregory Jacobs, Producer
Susan Ekins, Producer
Michael Polaire, Producer

Outstanding Comedy Series
Modern Family • ABC • Picador Productions & Steve Levitan Productions in association with 20th Century Fox Television
Steven Levitan, Executive Producer
Christopher Lloyd, Executive Producer
Danny Zuker, Executive Producer
Dan O’Shannon, Executive Producer
Bill Wrubel, Executive Producer
Paul Corrigan, Executive Producer
Brad Walsh, Executive Producer
Jeffrey Richman, Executive Producer
Abraham Higginbotham, Executive Producer
Jeff Morton, Executive Producer
Ben Karlin, Co-Executive Producer
Becky Mann, Producer
Audra Sielaff, Producer
Elaine Ko, Producer
Chris Smirnoff, Producer

Outstanding Drama Series
Breaking Bad • AMC • Sony Pictures Television
Vince Gilligan, Executive Producer
Mark Johnson, Executive Producer
Michelle MacLaren, Executive Producer
Melissa Bernstein, Co-Executive Producer
Sam Catlin, Co-Executive Producer
Peter Gould, Co-Executive Producer
George Mastras, Co-Executive Producer
Thomas Schnauz, Co-Executive Producer
Moira Walley-Beckett, Supervising Producer
Bryan Cranston, Producer
Diane Mercer, Producer
Stewart A. Lyons, Produced By

NPH_EMMYS

 

And please don’t LEAP all over me when I say that I LOVE Neil Patrick Harris. BUT. He’s thisclose to jumping on my last good nerve with the clevah showtune numbahs.  I still think he’s hilarious–just ENOUGH with the songs.

Just because…

 

 Yo, bitch.  Give me THESE women from now on. Forever.

 

Sidebar: Looky who’s laughing right behind Tina and Amy, yo. 

 

Tina-Amy-glasses

 

Dipped in Cream’s favorite Will Graham from NBC’s Hannibal — Hugh Dancy, aka the amazing actor who’s married to Claire Danes the chick who keeps winning Emmys for her now-patented “Ugly Cry”.

 

Ugly Cryface wins again.
Ugly Cryface wins again.

 

So, yeah. I’m crabby.  Just part of my charm, right?

American Music Award Nominees Announced by Nicki Minaj and Pitbull

Nicki Minaj - Announcing 2011 American Music Awards Nominees

Photo: GettyImages

So.  It looks like I’ll have to back to the Lasik Institute for a re-check because I’m pretty sure I have more eye damage from staring at Nicki’s get-up while announcing the boring list of nominees for the 2011 American Music Awards.  Here you go:

POP or ROCK MUSIC
Favorite Male Artist
Justin Bieber
Bruno Mars
Pitbull
Favorite Female Artist
Adele
Lady Gaga
Katy Perry
Favorite Band, Duo or Group
LMFAO
Maroon 5
OneRepublic
Favorite Album
Adele/21
Lady Gaga/Born This Way
Rihanna/Loud
COUNTRY MUSIC
Favorite Male Artist
Jason Aldean
Brad Paisley
Blake Shelton
Favorite Female Artist
Sara Evans
Miranda Lambert
Taylor Swift
Favorite Band, Duo or Group
The Band Perry
Zac Brown Band
Lady Antebellum
Favorite Album
Jason Aldean/My Kinda Party
The Band Perry/The Band Perry
Taylor Swift/Speak Now
RAP/HIP-HOP MUSIC
Favorite Artist
Lil Wayne
Nicki Minaj
Kanye West
Favorite Album
Jay-Z & Kanye West/Watch The Throne
Lil Wayne/Tha Carter IV
Nicki Minaj/Pink Friday
SOUL/RHYTHM & BLUES MUSIC
Favorite Male Artist
Chris Brown
Trey Songz
Usher
Favorite Female Artist
Beyonce
Rihanna
Kelly Rowland
Favorite Album
Beyonce/4
Chris Brown/F.A.M.E.
Rihanna/Loud
ALTERNATIVE ROCK MUSIC
Favorite Artist
The Black Keys
Foo Fighters
Mumford & Sons
ADULT CONTEMPORARY MUSIC
Favorite Artist
Adele
Bruno Mars
Katy Perry
LATIN MUSIC
Favorite Artist
Enrique Iglesias
Jennifer Lopez
Pitbull
CONTEMPORARY INSPIRATIONAL
Favorite Artist
Casting Crowns
Tobymac
Third Day
ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Adele
Lady Gaga
Lil Wayne
Katy Perry
Taylor Swift
Sprint New Artist Of The Year
POP/ROCK
Foster The People
Hot Chelle Rae
COUNTRY
The Band Perry
Thompson Square
SOUL/R&B
Marsha Ambrosius
Miguel
RAP/HIP-HOP
LMFAO
Wiz Khalifa
I most def need a nap after reading these nominees.  If Adele is ignored, there IS no justice or appreciation for real, live SINGERS.  Oh, and where are The Civil Wars? Jaaaayzus H.
See who won THREE ABPA (American Butt Plug Awards) last year?
The AMAs are pretty lame anyway, in terms of music awards shows, so I won’t be surprised at the weak-ass “artists” who are presented with that clear, pointed butt plug in November.

Lady Gaga – ‘Edge of Glory’ Official Video

 

Gaga in Vintage Gianni Versace

Go take a look at Lady Gaga’s new video for Edge of Glory.  I’ll be over here.

I’m reading a lot of hate about the latest video from Gaga–everything from “what’s with the 80’s SAX player?

Clarence "The Big Man" Clemons and Bruce Springsteen

I’ll tell you what’s up, kids–that’s 69 year old CLARENCE CLEMONS from Bruce Springsteen’s E Street BandLook it UP, Donna. (By the way, The Big Man suffered a stroke earlier this week and is still listed in serious condition.)

MJ dancing down the street...

I’ll agree that Edge of Glory didn’t give me goosebumps like Bad Romance or Born This Way, but I appreciate the 80’s feel of the video.  Oh, nostalgia.  It reminded me of MJ’s Billie Jean, Tina Turner’s What’s Love Got to Do With It, and even Terri Nunn from the 80’s band Berlin.

Miss Tina Turner

Terri Nunn from the 80's band BERLIN

I also appreciate the low-budget sound stage feel–the fire escape and window, dancing down a dark, wet city street–you know, like three-quarters of every 80’s video ever to air on MTV.  I believe it’s called an HOMAGE?


Do your homework before you start bitching about something you clearly know nothing about.