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January Jones Give Birth – Sing it With Me: ‘Ice Ice Baby’

That is one big, freezing, icy-cold birth canal...

I wonder just how many possible baby-daddies out there are shaking in their Ferragamo’s right about now.   We have SNL’s Jason Sudeikis, “X Men: First Class” director Matthew Vaughn (who is married to former supermodel, Claudia Schiffer), actor Michael Fassbender…and Lort knows who else who might be the father–I’ve got a call into Maury Povich, so you’ll alert you when I hear Mr. Connie Chung shout our favorite daytime TV catchphrase: “_______ (fill in the blank) YOU ARE THE FATHER!

The "I'm PREGNANT, not FAT" pose.

I know this seems like  a super-bitchy post, but when you have a CHILD ACTOR warning another child actor about The Blonde Ice Queen’s Ms. Jones’s demeanor, you really have to wonder.

via: TVGuide.com

January? A snip? You don't say!


“Jared Gilmore is no fan of his TV mom, January Jones. The 11-year-old actor has recently left his role as Don and Betty Draper’s son, Bobby, on AMC’s “Mad Men” to be a regular on ABC’s “Once Upon a Time“, and when asked what advice he has for his replacement, he let out a warning.

In a chat with TV Guide, Jared first said, “Be careful around January.” The youngster went on to compare the Emma Frost depicter in “X-Men:First Class” to the other cast as saying, “She’s not as approachable as the others. She’s really serious about what she does. Everyone else is so nice.”

Zach Galifianakis doesn't much care for Ms. Jones, either.

This is not the first time January is being deemed not nice. Zach Galifianakis, the star of “The Hangover II“, has previously shared to ShortList about his unpleasant encounter with the “Unknown (2011)” actress. “If I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy,” he recalled.

He (Zach) continued on:

I was at a party – I’d never met her – and she was like, ‘Come sit down.’ So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, ‘I think it’s time for you to leave now.’ So I say, ‘January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so f***ing be nice,’ and I got up and left.”

So, yeah! Congrats January, on the birth of your new baby boy, Xander Dane.

I’ll bet that breast milk is pretty chilly.  Just an observation…and a concern.