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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony SPLIT. Big Fat Surprise.


"He MADE me put my arm around him. God, I hate him. You'll see."

Let me say it one more time:  BIG FAT SURPRISE.

I know that I TOTALLY ragged on a sister this morning, but y’all KNOW I was just teasin’. Okay, I wasn’t and everyone knows Jenny From the Hugh Jass (what?) was totally tryna get up on William right in front Kate’s back, but now we know why.

But we’ve ALWAYS known, haven’t we?? Let’s take a stroll down Memory Lane, shall we?  Oh HI, December 2008 Dipped in Cream!

Model Jenny Shimizu

My BFF Patrick has a GREAT idea. JLo needs to get with a hot woman.  Maybe someone like my favorite lesbian (and I’m dead serious) Jenny Shimuzu? Daaang.  That would be incredible. Oh, and hey.  Take a good hard look at the tattoo on Jenny’s arm.  Look familiar?  Jenny and Angelina Jolie used to be a couple…those were the days.

Bottom line?  I think Marc Anthony is a misogynistic a-hole who couldn’t stand being in his wife’s shadow.  Oh, and the possibility of the release of a  very tame sex-tape with Jen’s first husband probably didn’t help.  I always felt he was a controlling little jerk with a  Napoleon ComplexSkeletor cheated on his wife (and mother of his other kids) with Jennifer, and rumor has it he was at it again.

Thanks, Terri for texting me about this while I was gettin’ my eyebrows waxed.

Lady Gaga and Terry Richardson’s Naughty Video Shoot – See It While You Can…

Good LAWT!

Photography: Terry Richardson

I know it’s a bit risky for me to post this video and these photos, but as a photographer I fully appreciate what’s going on here. Lady Gaga has got a banging body and I don’t blame her one bit for showing some of it off.  I’m not the biggest Terry Richardson fan, but he’s growing on me.  The “hipster” look and lighting that he over-uses (along with fellow-photog Tyler Shields) can wear thin, but that’s just me. I know a lot of people think Terry is pervy–especially when he works with really young models. I don’t approve of that kind of work; but hey, it’s the world we live in and it’s in the name of ART. Whatev.

via AceShowBiz:

“Lady Gaga has been known for her fearless dress choice and she pushes the boundaries once again when posing for Supreme clothing. Teaming up with photographer Terry Richardson who is famous for his portfolio of super sexy fashion shoots, the singer gets raunchy during the photo session which sees her in various states of undress.

GaGa touches her own body several times and lowers her panties in another shot which features her wearing a red hoodie with spin details. She is additionally seen topless and jumping while covering her breasts with her hand. A little boy is posing with the dance queen toward the end of the behind-the-scene video where GaGa is clad in black lingerie.

GaGa’s pictures for Supreme are featured in spring/summer issue of Purple magazine which has hit newsstands. A picture of naked GaGa holding a Supreme skateboard has previously been unveiled.

Take a look at the behind the scenes video:

Pervy "Uncle Terry" and Gaga


Angelina’s new inner thigh tattoo is “for Brad”. PHOTOS!

I have NO idea what that says...but I wish I did.

via MTV.com:

MTV News caught up with the star this week in Washington, D.C., where Jolie was promoting “Salt,” and we had to ask about the tattoo. But the actress was tight-lipped about what the ink, on her inner thigh, actually said.

Siiiiigh....those legs, those wrap-around BOOTS. Wow.

Photo: via VanityFair.com

“Um, it’s for Brad,” Jolie demurred with a smile.

She was more open, she said, when it comes to her personal life.

“I actually think it’s important to be completely honest, however difficult that may be,” Jolie told us about what makes a relationship successful. “I’m bad at hiding secrets anyway,” she added.

While we won’t speculate on the content of her latest tattoo (that’s what the zoom feature on Photoshop is for), the balance of Jolie’s tattoos more or less chronicle her romantic history, and offer some insight into her philosophies about love and life. On her shoulder, for instance, is a Buddhist Pali incantation that offers such wisdom as “if you acquire riches, may they remain yours always,” and on her hip is a Latin inscription: “quod me nutrit me destruit,” which translates to “what nourishes me, destroys me.”

Jolie also revealed that her partner, Pitt, had yet to see the action flick, which opens July 23.

“He hasn’t seen the movie,” she said. “Maybe he’ll question me after he sees it,” she joked of playing a string of wives-with-secrets. Jolie admitted she couldn’t be sure how her choice in roles might affect their offscreen relationship. But she was sure Pitt would enjoy “Salt.”

“Oh, of course,” Jolie said. “He was there for the shooting and he would come to set and he’d seen some of the stunt sequences and stuff. He thinks it looks cool and all of that, but he hasn’t seen the whole thing. He’ll see it at the premiere.”

I may just take my husband and my fat ass to the movin’ pitcher thee-ate-urr to see my Original Girl Crush.