With the Oscars just a few weeks away, you can bet that all the nominees are headed for chemical peels, Botox injection, ass-fat injections and whatever else they inject their heads with right about now. But at least those other people have the decency to HIDE from the public.
Look at AnnE Hathaway up there, all Michael Jackson-y. Lord, she bugs me. Like, under my skin-type of bugs. The word “INSUFFERABLE” always comes to mind when I have to look at her, or write about her.
I’m willing to wager that she got that fancy face scarf at the Beverly Hills Equine Tack Boutique.
Aside from being gorgeous, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were perfectly hilarious hosting last night’s Golden Globe Awards . The fact that they never held back with their biting (read: mean, mean, FUNNY MEAN) shots at well, everyone made me belly-laugh several times throughout the broadcast.
If you missed the smart and snide monologue last night–we have it for you.
I’m STILL bent-in-half laughing at the torturerJames Cameron joke.
Also very funny was Sasha Baron Cohen, who (more than) poked fun at his co-stars in Les Miserables. Oh, and as much as I loathe Anne Hathaway (she’s a horse tooth ahead of Paltrow right now on my Loathe List, she IS a good sport when folks publicly mock her dumb ass.
So. Let’s get to the full list of Golden Globe winners, shall we?
BEST PICTURE, DRAMA Argo Django Unchained Life of Pi Lincoln Zero Dark Thirty
BEST PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Les Miserables Moonrise Kingdom Salmon Fishing in the Yemen Silver Linings Playbook
BEST DIRECTOR Ben Affleck, Argo Kathryn Bigelow, Zero Dark Thirty Ang Lee, Life of Pi Steven Spielberg, Lincoln Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained
BEST ACTOR, DRAMA Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln Richard Gere, Arbitrage John Hawkes, The Sessions Joaquin Phoenix, The Master Denzel Washington, Flight
BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty Marion Cotillard, Rust and Bone Helen Mirren, Hitchcock Naomi Watts, The Impossible Rachel Weisz, The Deep Blue Sea
BEST ACTOR, COMEDY OR MUSICAL Jack Black, Bernie Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook Hugh Jackman, Les Miserables Ewan McGregor, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen Bill Murray, Hyde Park on Hudson
BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY OR MUSICAL Emily Blunt, Salmon Fishing in the Yemen Judi Dench, Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook Maggie Smith, Quartet Meryl Streep, Hope Springs
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR Alan Arkin, Argo Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS Amy Adams, The Master Sally Field, Lincoln Anne Hathaway, Les Miserables Helen Hunt, The Sessions Nicole Kidman, The Paperboy
BEST SCREENPLAY Mark Boal, Zero Dark Thirty Tony Kushner, Lincoln David O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained Chris Terrio, Argo
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE Brave Frankenweenie Hotel Transvylvania Rise of the Guardians Wreck-It Ralph
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM Amour A Royal Affair The Intouchables Kon Tiki Rust and Bone
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE Mychael Danna, Life of Pi Alexandre Desplat, Argo Dario Marianelli, Anna Karenina Tom Tywker, Reinhold Heil, Johnny Klimek, Cloud Atlas John Williams, Lincoln
BEST ORIGINAL SONG “For You” Act of Valor “Not Running Anymore” Stand Up Guys “Safe and Sound” The Hunger Games “Skyfall” Skyfall “Suddenly” Les Miserables
Oh, hey…who wants to see Taylor Swift’s pinched “I can’t believe I didn’t WIN”-face when Adele won for her amazing song, “Skyfall“?