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Tim Burton’s ‘Frankenweenie’ Official Poster

Oh goodness.  Raise your hand if you’ve seen the original Frankenweenie.   Honestly.  There are a few Tim Burton films (Edward Scissorhands) that I just cannot watch more than once and this is one of them.  Way. Too. Sad.  Except now Frankenweenie, is going to be stop-motion and 3D, and I’ve already cried over that sweet Bull Terrier.

via Dread Central:

The voice cast includes four actors who worked with Burton on previous films: Winona Ryder (Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands), Catherine O’Hara (Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas), Martin Short (Mars Attacks!), and Martin Landau (Ed Wood, Sleepy Hollow), along with Charlie Tahan and Atticus Shaffer.

Look for the flick in theaters on October 5th, 2012.

“A heartwarming tale about a boy and his dog. After unexpectedly losing his beloved dog Sparky, young Victor harnesses the power of science to bring his best friend back to life—with just a few minor adjustments. He tries to hide his home-sewn creation, but when Sparky gets out, Victor’s fellow students, teachers and the entire town all learn that getting a new “leash on life” can be monstrous.

A stop-motion animated film, ‘Frankenweenie’ will be filmed in black and white and rendered in 3D, which will elevate the classic style to a whole new experience.”

“Elevate”? Hardly.  Bring your tissues.

Justin Bieber covers Vanity Fair magazine; makes me uncomfortable

Good Lord.

Photos: VanityFair.com

When Justin Bieber isn’t kissing girls two years older than his 16 year-old self, apparently he “likes to read best selling books”, or so he says.  I can’t take anything about him seriously, and this cover doesn’t help. In this month’s issue of Vanity Fair, he talks about his fame and how he tries to say a “normal kid.

I can't.
Six-pack abs, courtesy Photoshop.

via VanityFair.com

“The ladies just love Bieber: “Not trying to be arrogant, but if I walked down the street and a girl saw me, she might take a look back because maybe I’m good-looking, right?”

He totally gets all the jealousy: “For younger guys, it’s like [they think] they’re not cool if they come to my concert. That’ll [change], I think; it’ll happen, maybe when I’m 18. But meanwhile all their girlfriends are coming to watch me.”

Usher (Bieber’s mentor and “friend”) doesn’t know what he’s talking about either: “It was the antithesis of Disney and Nickelodeon.”

What. Is. THIS?

If that’s not enough, his mother believes that she and Justin were put on Earth to bring light and inspiration to the world. I can’t.  Maybe she should spread that light to his crazy fans.

You can read the rest of the interview at vanityfair.com or pick up the issue and plaster the pictures all over your wall when it hits newsstands later this week!