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Let me get this straight. Crystal Harris, the 24-year old Playboy model who was engaged to Old Man Hefner [shudder] appears to have run off with Dr. Phil’s son, Jordan. According to Radar Online Crystal and Jordan hooked up back in May at the infamous Chateau Marmont Hotel in Hollywood. I sure hope this is the premiere episode in the fall for Dr. Phil’s show, don’t you?
“The wedding is off and everything has been canceled,” said a source close to the couple. “Hef is in shock. Crystal bailed and left the mansion at 11pm Sunday night.
“She has a boyfriend. She is seeing Dr. Phil’s son, Jordan. She thinks she is going to be living with all of Dr. Phil’s millions.”
Um, well, since Dr. Phil’s OTHER son, Jay McGraw married blonde Playboy model Erica Dahm back in 2006.
“Cuz mah boys bring home big-tittied, blonde Playboy models! It’s time to get REAL.” – Dr. Phil McGraw (Allegedly?)