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Superbowl Half-time Show 2011, Black Eyed Peas…

Black Eyed Peas. Yeah. I'm not a fan.

I wasn’t kidding. I totally blasted that poor-quality 2007 YouTube video of Prince’s Superbowl Half-Time Show in Miami.  Oh, tinny-sounding laptop speakers.

Actually, I was multi-tasking. I was making a pineapple upside down cake (which turned out to be waaaay too sweet for my liking, and quite a bit of a hassle), and I was bitching about the BEPs, Urrrsher while I also sniffed around Twitter. I needed the comfort of the funny folks on my Timeline to get me through this mess. And they came through with some hilarious tweets. I’ll share a few, but I’m not naming names with regard to who posted these awesome tweets:

1. Axl Rose is rolling over in his grave; on his birthday (which is today).  ( — Because, get it?  He’s not DEAD.)

2. Really don’t like the Black Eyed Peas, but you have to agree their #Superbowl performance is visually great (that doesn’t include Fergie).

3. I’d rather watch a black guy pee than watch the Black Eyed Peas.

4. Creed, Godsmack, Nickleback… I’m just listing the only three artists that would have been worse than the Black Eyed Peas’ halftime show.

5. I wonder if Fergie and Will.I.am ever forget the names of the 2 other Black Eyed Peas?

6. Oh also.. The Black Eyed Peas redefined the term “terrible” tonight.

7. Most awkward moment of the super bowl? When Fergie was trying to find the proper position to hump Slash’s guitar.

8. Fergie was a hot tone deaf tranny mess. I’m sad she didn’t piss herself.

9.   Fergie managed to ruin Slash, and the idiot with the tron helmet cockblocked Usher. Fergie should have just pissed again.

And my FAVORITE:

10. Was Fergie a more masculine version of Axl Rose during that solo of Sweet Child of  Mine?



Honest to Pete. Can we just either NOT have pitchy, garish, and embarrassing Superbowl Half-Time shows EVERY AGAIN…or just have Prince perform EVERY SINGLE YEAR? We’re BEGGING YOU!!

Separated at Birth – Pete Burns and Megan Fox. My Eyes are Bleeding. Help.

Ohforpitysake.
Who walks around with that expression? Besides Pete and Megan, I mean.

I know, you guys…but Cher and Pete would’ve been too easy.  Megan is younger and is well on her way to Spinning in Right Round, baby.

‘Member when we though Pete looked questionable back in the day?

I’ll still take Cher any day. Courtney’s not the “last bitch standing” — CHER is. Oh, and as hard as Megan tries to look like Angelina? No. And HELL no.

Madonna – Interview Magazine PHOTOS & VIDEO

Madonna - Photography Marcus Piggott, Mert Alas
Still with the crucifix?

"Bad Girl...drunk by 6?"
Madonna, is that the same top you wore in the "Vogue" video?

These photographs by the legendary photographers Marcus Piggott and Mert Alas appear in the May issue of Interview Magazine, (along with an interview by director Gus Van Sant), and they are Madonna at her best.

Now.  Having said that, all women of a “certain age” should follow Madge’s lead and always have your eyes closed in any photo–and make sure said photo is printed in black and white.  Oh, and Photoshopped within an inch of your life.  I should know.  I always make sure I follow those oh, so important rules.  OH!  And if at all possible, try to have an artistic blur effect added to the photo, as such:

I'm on to you, Sister.

NO.  I’m not comparing myself to Madonna, so don’t EVEN.  I’m just giving some helpful tips for a lovely and dramatic photo, that YOU, TOO can produce in the convenience of your own home!

False eyelashes and cleavage are an added PLUS!

Madonna?  I know of what I speak, and I’ve spilled all of your secrets to a good photo.