Tag Archives: Horseteeth

Happy Birthday, Melissa Rivers! We’ve added another filly to our stables!


Yes, Dipped in Cream has purchased a new horse for our stable.  As you know,  we already have four horsies–Sarah, Jessica, Parker and Tori!  This new horse, MelissaRivers (all one single name, which is to be honked loudly and quickly) isn’t all that well-liked by the other fillies, but they’ll work out their differences.

Aren't our stables charming?

We even updated our LOGO...just for the Horsies!

You know, we do have our eye on a gorgeous, sleek, black stud by the name of Diddy, but we haven’t come to an agreement on the details.  Would you like to see a photo of him?

Gorgeous, isn't he?

I KNOW, right?

A lovely front view of the horse I am hoping to add to our Dipped in Cream Stables.

So, yeah.  I need to run to the feed store and pick up some presents for MelissaRivers!! (She’s 42 today.)

p.s. I spent waaaaay too much time on this post.

SNL New Chick, Vanessa Bayer Does “The Miley Cyrus Show” – KILLS!

"The Miley Cyrus Show" - SNL Photo: NBC

So, yeah. I’ve watched SNL since the old-ass days. We’re talking the ORIGINAL SNL–the Belushi Days, okay?  That said, it is always scary when newcomers hit the stage at 30 Rock.  It took me ages to get used to Bill Murray.   Jaaayzus.  I think assisted-living is right around the corner for me.  Do NOT let those boys of mine put me in  a home.   I swear to God.

Last night, one of the new cast members, Vanessa Bayer gave us “The Miley Cyrus Show”–along with the effed-up teeth and ciggie-rasp.  It was good.

Here ya go:

Pretty cool. Love the new funny chick.