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First Look At Lupita N’yongo As New Face of Lancome Is Sheer Perfection


Photo via Lancôme

You know what I love about Lupita’s ad for Lancôme the most? It LOOKS like her. She’s a natural beauty and the French beauty company finally saw fit to leave the Photoshop at the door this time. Take a good look. Lupita’s pores are actually visible and she is every bit as lovely and radiant as she is on the red carpet or even in paparazzi shots at LAX.

Seriously? Who looks THIS flawless at the airport?


The first African woman to front the French brand, Lupita and Lancôme are both hyped about the partnership.

“I am truly honoured to join the Maison Lancôme, a brand with such a prestigious history and that I have always loved,” said the actress.

“I am particularly proud to represent its unique vision for women and the idea that beauty should not be dictated, but should instead be an expression of a woman’s freedom to be herself.”

Lancôme boss Françoise Lehmann added, “Both talented and committed, true to her African beauty, and showing a great curiosity and open-mindedness in her career choices, Lupita is by essence the Lancôme woman.

“A strikingly beautiful and intelligent woman.”

As opposed to The Original Horseface Julia Roberts whose ad was banned in the U.K. for being “overly airbrushed”.  Un.Recog.Nizable.


Brava, Lupita. Brava!

Today’s Blind Item – The Calculating SAG Award-Winning Actress Edition


This A list all movie actress was overheard telling one of her people in advance that “when she won” at the SAG Awards that she would do the “tears thing,” and then at the Academy Awards do the “humbled thing,” because she said she had to “keep it fresh each time so the audience doesn’t get bored.”

When her person asked if the actress would change things up if someone else won at the SAG Awards our actress said that no one else would win because if she thought otherwise she would not have bothered to show up and would have got sick, “like that other girl.”

via CDaN

If you read my SAG Awards post from last night, this should be obvious. You know what? Even if you didn’t read my venomous spew, it should be obvious. Bleh. Oh, and it figures.

Today’s Blind Item – Don’t Pay Attention To Her Edition (Wait. DO Pay Attention To Her.)


“I don’t want anyone to notice me so I don’t need any special attention or people with me.” Five minutes later when no one is actually noticing the A+ list all movie actress she asks for police and “two or three” people from the airline to walk with her because she felt threatened. There was no one who noticed her until she started with her demands.

via: CDaN

THIS nutbar.  Oh, hey–off topic COUGH not really COUGH–how hard is Anne Hathaway bugging the shit outta everyone campaigning for an Oscar nod? Ugh.