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Separated at Birth: Suri (aka Stinkfoot) and Samara (aka The Girl from ‘The Ring’)

GAAAAH!!!

 

You guys.  It’s not just me, is it?  This kid is scaring me, and I’m not even kidding. If I had to be left alone in a room with Suri (Stinkfoot) Cruise, I think I’d go out of my ever-lovin’.

Poor Samara...

 

I feel sympathy not fear for the character, Samara from “The Ring” in comparison to that little cray-cray, wild-eyed, over-indulged child of Co$ up there.  Look at her EYES!

I won’t sleep tonight…and neither will YOU.

That Powder on Eva Longoria, Nicole Kidman and Ashley Judd? Yeah. I GET It.

Eva and Nicole use it...
Ashley Judd used it, too...

These poor, poor women.   Don’t you feel just so, so very sorry for their plight?  I mean…look at them.  Covered in white.  Of course, everyone laughed when the photos were released.  “How could they NOT SEE IT?” The sad, unfortunate dears.

Snort.  (Not that kind of snort. Jeez.)

Let me introduce you to the culprit.  I held my very own investigation (not really, but sort of), and found The Truth.  It’s called Make-Up Forever.

 

Makeup Forever’s HD High Definition Powder – $30 – Sephora

HD Microfinish Powder

What it is:

A universal translucent finishing powder to be applied over foundation or worn alone.

What it does:

Sets the foundation and slightly mattifies skin without changing its natural contours. This 100% mineral silica powder softens the appearance of imperfections. Completely evens out the complexion for a glowing, radiant look. One universal shade for all skin tones.

What else you need to know:

It’s completely translucent and goes on any skintone. Its talc-free formula does not dry the skin and is formulated with 100% silica. Dermatologically tested.

Seriously.  This could be YOU…because that is ME.  In real-life, I was COMPLETELY FLAWLESS (well, whatever…).  Then my husband took this horror-show of a photograph of me after using the aforementioned product.

I think I’ll go join the icky traveling carnival now.  This one.

Silent Hill 2 Set - Toronto

Won’t someone PLEASE show me how to use this product properly??  I don’t want to end up here!

 

Help!!

 


HD Microfinish Powder
What it is:
A universal translucent finishing powder to be applied over foundation or worn alone. 

What it does:
Sets the foundation and slightly mattifies skin without changing its natural contours. This 100% mineral silica powder softens the appearance of imperfections. Completely evens out the complexion for a glowing, radiant look. One universal shade for all skin tones.

What else you need to know:
It’s completely translucent and goes on any skintone. Its talc-free formula does not dry the skin and is formulated with 100% silica. Dermatologically tested.