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Baby News! Megan Fox Gives Birth, Uma Thurman Names Her Daughter, Pumpkin Patch Time!

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green


Actress Megan Fox quietly had her first child at the end of the last month, but we’re just now hearing about the newest addition to her family. Fox and husband Brian Austin Green welcomed Noah Shannon Green on September 27, their first child together.

We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do,” Fox wrote on her Facebook page. She added, “We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love.”

Little Noah has a big brother, Kassius Lijah, from Green’s prior relationship with Vanessa Marcil.

Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson

Uma Thurman had her daughter back in July but is only now releasing her name. Drumroll please, it’s Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. That is a mouthful, but she is known to her family as simply Luna. Thurman’s rep Gabrielle Kachman told People exclusively that  Each name has a special reason and meaning to her mother and father.”

Luna is the first child together for Uma and boyfriend Arpad Busson. The baby joins Uma’s children Maya and Levon from her marriage to Ethan Hawke, and Flynn and Cy from Arpad’s relationship with Elle MacPherson.

Tyra Banks and Steve Harvey – No, they aren’t expecting.

Wanting to jump on the mommy train, Tyra Banks told Steve Harvey on his talk show this week that she is “really ready” to have kids.

I’ve always wanted them, but I’ve been saying ‘I want babies in three years’ since I was, like, 27. And now I’m 28,” Banks joked. “No, I’m 38 — I think it’s time. [My eggs are] going to be hard-boiled and fried and scrambled up in there, so it’s time to get those eggs working!

Keep dreaming, TyTy…


Oh TyTy. She’s still focusing on her show ‘America’s Next Top Model‘ which will FINALLY feature male models for it’s 20th cycle. There are rumors that she is dating her ANTM co-judge, model Rob Evans. Could you imagine those kids, and the crazy name Tyra would give them. I’m going with Smize Banks-Evans.

Jessica Alba and Honor

Since it’s almost Halloween, we wanted to highlight all of the cutie pumpkin pies that have been spotted at the famous Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood.

Heidi, Leni and Henry

Jessica Alba has brought her daughters Honor and Haven out to the patch, and Heidi Klum was spotted with her two oldest children Leni and Henry last week.

Alessandra Ambrosio and her perfect family

Victoria’s Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio visited with fiance Jamie Mazur and their two children Anja and Noah. Little Anja already seems to be quite the model herself.

Halle and Nahla

Halle Berry was also there with Nahla, and her dad, Halle’s ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey. That cow ride looks like so much fun!


Seal Says Heidi Klum Likes to ‘Fornicate With The Help’

Heidi working out with The Bodyguard

There is no bloody way (if I have anything to do with it!) that alla y’all won’t think about that very phrase when hearing Heidi-Fornicate-With-The-Help-Klum’s name from now on.  It’s proper and poetic, really. Seal was questioned about his relationship/divorce with the model/Project Runway-snip, and gave a groove-filled remix of a years-old standard:

Seal Explains It All…

via TMZ:

“Look, boys, this is what happens when two people separate, they move on and that generally means there’s new people in their lives. I don’t expect Heidi to all of a sudden become a nun. But as always, my main priority is the emotional of our children and to be quite honest if there’s going to be somebody in their lives I’d much rather it be a familiar face. The only thing I would’ve preferred is if…um… I didn’t expect any better from him, I would’ve thought Heidi would’ve shown a little bit more class and at least waited until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help.”

Yikes. That is one long finger.


All I know is that Seal is reported to have a nasty temper, but come ON.  Y’all can’t tell me Das Klum isn’t a fiery, schreckliche Frau herself.  I’m sure that was part of the dysfunction that inclined these two to renew their wedding vows every single year. Everyyear? That should’ve been a sign right there.

In all seriousness, though.  It’s not cool to talk crap about your kids’ mom like that.  Seal will learn the hard way on that one.


Here’s why I quit this Bitch. “Project Runway” is “Project Piss, Moan and Bellyache”.

aka Project BackBiting

Folks are constantly questioning why I’m not watching Project Runway anymore.  This. Is. Why.

Watch this crap.

The utter disrespect these a-holes show Tim Gunn, Heidi Klum and the entire Project Runway production makes me ill.  Serious designers?  Is that what these snipes think they are? Mondo?  That is HEIDI-MFing-KLUM you are rolling your eyes at–and quit lying about doing it, because we all saw you.

I know.  I know.  “There would be no show if there weren’t a bunch of bitches and mean queens all up in that room!”.  You know what?  No.  I remember when TVs were tiny and showed a black and white movin’ pitchurr the “designers” showed some honest fear and respect of Das Klum and Mr. Gunn.  Now these nobodies think they can be sarcastic, accusatory, caustic, entitled little sour pusses, all the while producing some butt-ugly garments.  Yeah.  Braaaavo.  (I mean, Liiiiifetime.)

Tim Gunn?  We all know you are too good for this show anymore.

I’m over it.  Who’s with me?