Before and after you’ve consumed more turkey than should be legally allowed, you’ll want to plop down in front of your flatscreen to catch some Thanksgiving specials. It’s also a good way to avoid Black Friday shopping, and your relatives. All times EST.
SyFy‘s ‘Bond Movie Marathon’ starts at midnight Wednesday night with ‘For Your Eyes Only.’
Macy‘s annual ‘Thanksgiving Day Parade’ starts at 9 a.m. on NBC. At noon, catch ‘The National Dog Show‘ for all your cute doggie needs.
CBS‘s parade also starts at 9 a.m.
‘A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving’ re-airs at 8 p.m. on ABC. Starting at 9:30 p.m. will be Spike Lee‘s ‘BAD25′ documentary giving us a behind the scenes look of the making of Michael Jackson‘s “Bad“ album. I will definitely be checking this out!
AMC will have ‘The Godfather Trilogy’ starting at 11:30 a.m.
R Kelly‘s ‘Trapped in The Closet’ saga will air in it’s entirety from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. on IFC. New installments will continues at 9 p.m. this Friday.
There is a good chance we could all be dying next month (there isn’t), so get ready for the apocalypse with ‘Doomsday Preppers’ all day on National Geographic Channel.
‘It’s A Spongebob Christmas!’ airs at 8 p.m. on CBS. The kids can also catch a mini marathon of Spongebob from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Nickelodeon
‘Happiness Is A Warm Blanket, Charlie Brown’ will be on FOX at 8 p.m. This sounds like something Jess from ‘New Girl’ would enjoy.
Spike will be replaying the ‘Band of Brothers’ miniseries starting from 1 p.m. to 8 p.m.
J.J. Abram‘s ‘Fringe’ will be ending next year, but you can watch a marathon of it on the Science channel from 10:30 a.m. to 2:30 a.m.
Even if it weren’t the holidays, USA would probably have an ‘Law & Order: Special Victims Unit’ marathon on anyways. It starts at 2 a.m. with the theme being “Benson and Stabler save abused kids and then sit down to a turkey dinner.”
Picky brides try to find their perfect wedding dress on ‘Say Yes To The Dress’ from noon to 8 p.m. on TLC.
Spike will play the ‘Star Wars’ movies in order starting at 9 a.m. A couple of years from we’ll have three more episodes to add to the six we have now.
‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ will be on from 1 p.m. to 7 p.m. on Bravo.
‘Bridezillas’ from 10 a.m to 2 a.m. on WeTV
If the women on ‘Bridezillas‘ aren’t crazy enough for you, watch ‘Snapped’ on Oxygen from noon to 11 p.m.
‘Hot In Cleveland’ makes me wish there was a ‘Golden Girls’ marathon happening, but you can watch Betty White from 3 p.m. to 10:30 p.m on TVLand
‘Law & Order’ mothership will be on from 5 a.m. to noon on TNT
‘Ripley’s Believe It Or Not’ will air from 2 p.m. to 7 p.m. on my favorite low budget horror channel Chiller.
Oh, and let’s not forget about ‘Liz & Dick’ airing at 9 p.m. on Lifetime. Bring your own booze!