I think we all need to thank Seattle’s own Sir Mix-a-Lot for writing these words:
So Cosmo says you’re fat
Well I ain’t down with that!
‘Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’
Seriously, Becky. Look. At. That. Butt. Hell yeah, it’s mine, back when I had a nice big butt. (Don’t worry, the way I’m inhaling the Magnum ice-cream bars from our brand new 7-Eleven down the street, I’ll be packin’ before ya know it!)
Happy 49th Birthday, Sir!