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Oh My God, Becky, It’s Sir Mix-a-Lot’s Birthday! (Which Means It’s Big Butt Day!)

Baby Got BACK!


I think we all need to thank Seattle’s own Sir Mix-a-Lot for writing these words:

So Cosmo says you’re fat
Well I ain’t down with that!
‘Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’


Seriously, Becky. Look. At. That. Butt.   Hell yeah, it’s mine, back when I had a nice big butt. (Don’t worry, the way I’m inhaling the Magnum ice-cream bars from our brand new 7-Eleven down the street, I’ll be packin’ before ya know it!)

“Shake that healthy butt…”

Happy 49th Birthday, Sir!