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Halle Berry is Pregnant Again



You know, normally we’d be all “Hey! Congrats on your pregnancy!”, but I can’t really bring myself to say those words given the fact that it’s Halle Berry, I’m struggling.  Her daughter Nahla has seen and heard (ALLEGEDLY?) some awful crap in her little 5-year old life.

Halle’s boyfriend, Olivier Martinez is the baby’s father, who got into a fistfight with Nahla’s father ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry last Thanksgiving Day.  Yeah. Awesome.  Child Protective Services were even involved in that mess.

Listen.  I’m not going to throw stones (is that glass I hear shattering?), but Halle’s made some questionable choices when it comes to the men in her life.  She’s admitted that her mom was an abused wife, and that Halle herself has been allegedly abused by her former boyfriends or husbands. It’s been reported many times that Wesley Snipes beat Halle so badly that she has been living with a busted eardrum since way back in the early 90’s.  Things only went downhill after that episode:

via theexaminer.com

[Halle Berry’s next relationship was with], MLB star, David Justice. Married 1992, separated 1996, divorced 1997. Berry told Parade Magazine that she had severe depression and thoughts of suicide after her divorce from Justice. In spite of the fact that Berry accused Justice of battering and had a string of restraining orders against him related to domestic violence.

Husband number two, R&B singer, Eric Benet. Married 2001, separated 2003, divorced 2005. Benet admitted to at least ten extramarital affairs in the two year marriage, including affairs with two of Berry’s closest friends. According to People Magazine.

Halle then met model Gabriel Aubrey on a photo shoot for Versace in 2005, resulting in the birth of their daughter Nahla in 2008.  The couple split in 2010 after rumors of  Gabriel’s cheating on Halle.  It has not been an easy split, given the custody battle over their daughter, physical altercations and criminal charges involved.

Two days ago, Halle and Olivier (and poor Nahla) were involved in a paparazzi crush at LAX while heading toward their car. We have the video, via latimes.com.

Here’s my question. Why does this keep happening to Halle and her daughter? A crap-load of celebs (more interesting and famous, dare I say, than Halle Berry) somehow manage to get through LAX without a complete clusterfucation blowing up.  I hear-tell that she (read: her people) have been known to alert these gnats with cameras of her whereabouts and to create this kind of mess.  In other words, Ms. Berry is rumored to be quite the attention-seeker…and how can that be healthy for a child?  And now we’ve got another one on the way?

get that Halle spends a little time at battered women’s shelters. I wish she’d take some of the advice she doles out.

I fear this is only going to get worse, my friends.

Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry Fight At Halle Berry’s Home – Aubry Arrested

Happy Dysfunctional Thanksgiving


It wasn’t a happy Thanksgiving for Halle Berry as her fiance Olivier Martinez fought with her ex boyfriend Gabriel Aubry at her Hollywood Hills home on Thursday. Aubry was arrested for investigation of battery and then released on $20,000 bail. He is scheduled to appear in court on on December 13th.

According to reports, Gabriel arrived at Halle’s home Thanksgiving morning to drop off their daughter Nahla, then he and Olivier got into an altercation.  Martinez, 46, suffered a broken hand and neck injuries and Aubry, 36, received a broken rib and possible head injury.

Both were later treated at the hospital. Gabriel attacked Olivier and Olivier defended himself,” a source tells People. After he was released from the hospital he was booked for a private persons arrest for battery. Additionally, People confirms that an emergency protective order was granted requiring Aubry to stay 100 yards away from Berry, Martinez and Nahla.

Halle has been fighting to bring Nahla to France with her, but her request was denied by a judge last month. Berry maintained that France was a safer place for her and her child to live because the country has stronger paparazzi laws. No doubt that this may have played a part in the fight, but why are people blaming Halle for two grown ass men going WWF in her home?

My hope is that Nahla witnessed none of this and these people get it together for her sake.

Baby News! Megan Fox Gives Birth, Uma Thurman Names Her Daughter, Pumpkin Patch Time!

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green


Actress Megan Fox quietly had her first child at the end of the last month, but we’re just now hearing about the newest addition to her family. Fox and husband Brian Austin Green welcomed Noah Shannon Green on September 27, their first child together.

We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do,” Fox wrote on her Facebook page. She added, “We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love.”

Little Noah has a big brother, Kassius Lijah, from Green’s prior relationship with Vanessa Marcil.

Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson

Uma Thurman had her daughter back in July but is only now releasing her name. Drumroll please, it’s Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. That is a mouthful, but she is known to her family as simply Luna. Thurman’s rep Gabrielle Kachman told People exclusively that  Each name has a special reason and meaning to her mother and father.”

Luna is the first child together for Uma and boyfriend Arpad Busson. The baby joins Uma’s children Maya and Levon from her marriage to Ethan Hawke, and Flynn and Cy from Arpad’s relationship with Elle MacPherson.

Tyra Banks and Steve Harvey – No, they aren’t expecting.

Wanting to jump on the mommy train, Tyra Banks told Steve Harvey on his talk show this week that she is “really ready” to have kids.

I’ve always wanted them, but I’ve been saying ‘I want babies in three years’ since I was, like, 27. And now I’m 28,” Banks joked. “No, I’m 38 — I think it’s time. [My eggs are] going to be hard-boiled and fried and scrambled up in there, so it’s time to get those eggs working!

Keep dreaming, TyTy…


Oh TyTy. She’s still focusing on her show ‘America’s Next Top Model‘ which will FINALLY feature male models for it’s 20th cycle. There are rumors that she is dating her ANTM co-judge, model Rob Evans. Could you imagine those kids, and the crazy name Tyra would give them. I’m going with Smize Banks-Evans.

Jessica Alba and Honor

Since it’s almost Halloween, we wanted to highlight all of the cutie pumpkin pies that have been spotted at the famous Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood.

Heidi, Leni and Henry

Jessica Alba has brought her daughters Honor and Haven out to the patch, and Heidi Klum was spotted with her two oldest children Leni and Henry last week.

Alessandra Ambrosio and her perfect family

Victoria’s Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio visited with fiance Jamie Mazur and their two children Anja and Noah. Little Anja already seems to be quite the model herself.

Halle and Nahla

Halle Berry was also there with Nahla, and her dad, Halle’s ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey. That cow ride looks like so much fun!